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Offline woody

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« on: September 21, 2005, 16:54:16 »
a chinese 4x4 set to sell in europe has been branded the most dangerous car in the world
tests on the Jiangling Landwind showed the driver and front passenger would probably die in a 40mph head-on crash
the steering column speared the dummy in the chest
the floor disintegrated and the passinger dashboard became a lethal explosion of parts
this was a test from ADAC in Germany
and the report comes from the Sun friday 19th sept
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2005, 16:56:42 »
Hmmmmm

I really like it.  And what a name, just slips off the tongue......

Not. :shock:
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2005, 17:00:11 »
That one will be on my blacklist then  :o
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2005, 17:36:38 »
Do they have 40mph crashes in China, if it's anything like Japan 4mph would be fast.

Don't think I'll be ordering one.
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2005, 17:39:50 »
Looks like a licence built Frontera to me!

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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2005, 22:07:49 »
whats the bets he got it stuck on that little mound of dirt!
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2005, 22:13:52 »
Looks a bit like Frontera.
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2005, 08:24:45 »
MMM yet more rubbish! The japs build top notch 4x4 as does the green oval but the koreans/ chinese build crap.
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2005, 12:21:23 »
TONKA TOY...... :?
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2005, 12:33:48 »
Nah i think yer all jumping the gun here lads,with a bit of fettle'ing i bet you that would be a right little "cracker" -----------Only kidding,oh my god what  the hell do these people think there doing. It looks tackey enough to be a grand cherokee,and sounds lethal enough to be a 2nd hand series landy!!  (Dont know what the problem is they will proberly make a killing       :wink: )
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2005, 09:45:17 »
Don't knock 'em. Give them a couple of years and they'll be building better cheaper everything. Get some shares bought now. I had a Jialing 125 Trail bike, a copy of aq 1980's Honda and despite the best efforts of serveral owners we couldn't kill it. You know who I mean Bulli? They may be crude now but whatch this space.
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2005, 12:40:29 »
Nice wheels  :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2005, 12:47:00 »
Quote from: "woody"
a chinese 4x4 set to sell in europe has been branded the most dangerous car in the world
tests on the Jiangling Landwind showed the driver and front passenger would probably die in a 40mph head-on crash
the steering column speared the dummy in the chest
the floor disintegrated and the passinger dashboard became a lethal explosion of parts
this was a test from ADAC in Germany
and the report comes from the Sun friday 19th sept


More info here:

http://landwind.bootnetworks.com/

The VW Toerag looks very good in comparison (but I guess it's because it is a 25 year newer design).

A video of the Jinglejangle crashing:

http://www.zippyvideos.com/8953675331215216/front_seite_landwind/

Chocolate chassis?

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