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« on: October 18, 2005, 08:38:45 »
Any one seen the latest modification the the much loved fairytale snow white? Not allowed to use the word Dwarf now :roll:  has to be a small person or a gnome, I ask you :?  so its all right to call someone a Gnome but not a dwarf?

Here are a couple modern titles for the classics

The young caucasion female and her 7 vertically challenged co-habitants

Little red riding hoodie-she,s been served with an ASBO and banned from the local shopping centre :lol:

Any others? :lol:
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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2005, 10:08:17 »
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Not allowed to use the word Dwarf now :roll:  has to be a small person or a gnome, I ask you ?


Terry Pratchett does it best. In 'Witches Abroad' (I think?) his charactors refer to the 'vertically challenged' species as 'Lawn Ornaments'
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2005, 17:19:40 »
not related to films or anything but is certainly 'PC'.

Teachers are not supposed to use a red pen anymore. Gives off the wrong vibes apparently. Its reletated to this 'defered success' thingy crap.
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2005, 18:48:31 »
MEN IN BLACK   =   MEN IN A VERY DARK SHADE.

come on then lets here them....
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2005, 18:57:46 »
My nephew doesn't have a fat controller any more on Thomas the Tank, its mr top hat. How daft is that!
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2005, 20:24:02 »
Its all getting a bit silly now.
Kids will actually be wrapped in cotton wool soon!
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2005, 20:51:59 »
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Its all getting a bit silly now.
Kids will actually be wrapped in cotton wool soon!
 :roll:


I can handle that, they'll look like little sheep :D

Afterall, when it comes to boy bands and craig OFFS david, they act like them
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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2005, 21:18:32 »
Sorry Jim but yous wrong, he is still the fat controller but his name is Sir Topham-Hat....cant guess my kids are 4 and 2 can you!
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2005, 21:20:10 »
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Sorry Jim but yous wrong, he is still the fat controller but his name is Sir Topham-Hat....cant guess my kids are 4 and 2 can you!



I'm not sure who should be most embarrased, me for getting it wrong or you for watching it that closely :oops:  :lol:
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2005, 21:40:58 »
Surely it can't be Snow White anymore either then.  It would have to be something like Snow Very Pale Shade! :?
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2005, 21:51:00 »
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Surely it can't be Snow White anymore either then.  It would have to be something like Snow Very Pale Shade! :?


no its this

The young caucasion female and her 7 vertically challenged co-habitants
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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2005, 00:03:06 »
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Not allowed to use the word Dwarf now :roll:  has to be a small person or a gnome, I ask you ?


Terry Pratchett does it best. In 'Witches Abroad' (I think?) his charactors refer to the 'vertically challenged' species as 'Lawn Ornaments'


Along with the famous "Campaign for Equal Heights" :D
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2005, 19:28:35 »
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Terry Pratchett does it best.


Quite some guy him, read one of his books years ago, nearly peed my pants laughing at Nanny ogg?? trying to bump start her broom stick!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2005, 20:03:34 »
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The young caucasion female and her 7 vertically challenged co-habitants


Sounds about right
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2005, 20:28:34 »
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Terry Pratchett does it best.


Quite some guy him, read one of his books years ago, nearly peed my pants laughing at Nanny ogg?? trying to bump start her broom stick!!!!


You ought to see the mother-in-law with hers :lol:
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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2005, 21:14:27 »
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