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« on: November 19, 2005, 17:46:24 »
Last sunday the lady next door took one look at my light weight and said..............thats a nice jeep.
Today she walked up the drive way and had a good look around my v8 hybrid, and said..........that's a nice Buggy  :shock:  i spat my tea out all over the bonnet  :lol:
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2005, 17:48:00 »
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Last sunday the lady next door took one look at my light weight and said..............thats a nice jeep.
Today she walked up the drive way and had a good look around my v8 hybrid, and said..........that's a nice Buggy  :shock:  i spat my tea out all over the bonnet  :lol:
i would have spat my tea over her  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2005, 17:49:31 »
Get her to move out, you dont want nasty neighbours like that, what a horrible thing to say :lol:

Imagine if she had a cat, you said thats a nice looking rat you have there :wink:
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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2005, 17:51:41 »
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Last sunday the lady next door took one look at my light weight and said..............thats a nice jeep.


I hate that. I gave a lift to a lad a few weeks ago when we went white water rafting he also came out with the staement, "nice jeep". He banged his head as he was getting out the back, slipped and fell on his rs. Ah, justice.   :twisted:
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2005, 17:53:05 »
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Last sunday the lady next door took one look at my light weight and said..............thats a nice jeep.


I hate that. I gave a lift to a lad a few weeks ago when we went white water rafting he also came out with the staement, "nice jeep". He banged his head as he was getting out the back, slipped and fell on his rs. Ah, justice.   :twisted:
nva upset a landy :twisted:
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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2005, 17:56:10 »
Karloss  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2005, 17:59:57 »
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Get her to move out, you dont want nasty neighbours like that, what a horrible thing to say :lol:

Imagine if she had a cat, you said thats a nice looking rat you have there :wink:
No can do kev, she is a *******  HOTTIE  :wink:  she can say what she like's  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2005, 18:02:02 »
Beats 'I'll report you to the council for running a scrapyard' any day!
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2005, 18:02:52 »
Apparently my neighbours across the road keep 'mentioning' to my next-door neighbours about the 'white van', and when's it gonna go.... :evil:

They don't understand that it's here to stay - and that I'm the only one that will be getting in and out of the estate when (if ?) the snow comes, oh, and I'm also the only one who doesn't need to hire a van or get a skip in to move junk/cr4p/rubbish to the dump.

These lesser mortals just don't get it - treat them with the utter contempt that they deserve ! (and spit your tea all over them  :D )


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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2005, 18:10:27 »
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Last sunday the lady next door took one look at my light weight and said..............thats a nice jeep.
Today she walked up the drive way and had a good look around my v8 hybrid, and said..........that's a nice Buggy  :shock:  i spat my tea out all over the bonnet  :lol:


bought a sticker for back of mine "ITS NOT A BLOODY JEEP"
got passed a week or so later by some young lad types in an old rsuted out cheokee who where looking over and having a good laugth about it.
Worst thing is though theres a lad at work who keeps asking how's the jeep?
I keep asking him how's your 125cc hairdryer  :wink:
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2005, 18:13:21 »
Quote from: "stratie"
Last sunday the lady next door took one look at my light weight and said..............thats a nice jeep.
Today she walked up the drive way and had a good look around my v8 hybrid, and said..........that's a nice Buggy  :shock:  i spat my tea out all over the bonnet  :lol:


A woman walking over to talk about cars!!

Get your coat, YOU'VE PULLED!!!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2005, 18:13:27 »
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I keep asking him how's your 125cc hairdryer  :wink:


Give him a can of fly spray to shut the bussing noise up
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2005, 18:17:53 »
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I keep asking him how's your 125cc hairdryer  :wink:


Give him a can of fly spray to shut the bussing noise up


Or ask him what he does when the wasp dies off in the cold
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2005, 18:28:55 »
when i first read it i thought it said old lady(what i was expecting)

if shes interested in your trucks your 1/2 way there dude
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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2005, 18:57:03 »
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when i first read it i thought it said old lady(what i was expecting)

if shes interested in your trucks your 1/2 way there dude
Last year she asked if i could give her bump start, i said dont you mean jump start. she said you can jump me if you like  :lol:
Tell ya the truth dude, i have a bl**dy good life as it is.
My g/f is a stunner (if i say so my self) my nipper is my world, im a lucky lad who get's to do what i want.
I mess about with landy's, and race moto cross and 3 hour hare scrambles.
im happy as i am :wink:
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« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2005, 19:01:57 »
I get "I love your jeep" a lot from the kids at school. They are a little shocked when I bight there head off with "Its not a b**dy Jeep. Jeeps are american crap ...thats british crap"
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« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2005, 19:49:26 »
Landy...british crap  :shock:
Dude go wash you're mouth out  [-X
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« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2005, 20:14:39 »
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Landy...british crap  


Yup, always breaking down, needing bits replaced/uprated, not starting on cold mornings etc.

BUT

They go anywhere and are the best pile of crap in the world. Which is why I love em. :wink:
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« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2005, 20:36:02 »
BoB,  :wink:
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« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2005, 20:46:52 »
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Quote from: "RedlineMike"
when i first read it i thought it said old lady(what i was expecting)

if shes interested in your trucks your 1/2 way there dude
Last year she asked if i could give her bump start, i said dont you mean jump start. she said you can jump me if you like  :lol:
Tell ya the truth dude, i have a bl**dy good life as it is.
My g/f is a stunner (if i say so my self) my nipper is my world, im a lucky lad who get's to do what i want.
I mess about with landy's, and race moto cross and 3 hour hare scrambles.
im happy as i am :wink:

tell you what since there arnt many like that in this world,ill Pm you my No & could you pass it on  :lol:
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« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2005, 20:51:12 »
sorted dude :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2005, 22:11:04 »
OOOOOH I Can only Wish??? "He He" :wink:
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« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2005, 11:27:52 »
:) Any pics of your pride n joy Stratie :)  :)  :)
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« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2005, 13:11:47 »
Quote from: "stratie"
Last sunday the lady next door took one look at my light weight and said..............thats a nice jeep.
Today she walked up the drive way and had a good look around my v8 hybrid, and said..........that's a nice Buggy  :shock:  i spat my tea out all over the bonnet  :lol:

Rather uneducated comments like that than some tree hugging, left wing, single parent do gooder moaning about the fact that you own two world destroying, pedestrian killing gas guzzlers, eh?
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« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2005, 14:44:35 »
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:) Any pics of your pride n joy Stratie :)  :)  :)
This pic is a few week's old but it's all i have at the mo  :D
Iv'e put light's ect on it, just need to sort out some door's and some spat's to cover the wheel's then it's off for the mot.
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« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2005, 14:46:04 »
:D
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« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2005, 14:48:31 »
It get's a tad wet and cold inside  :lol:
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« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2005, 14:53:51 »
:D Thanks for that Stratie...it looks absolutely awesome...ignore the comments of lesser mortels and have some fun..... :) Billy no Mates
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« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2005, 15:23:59 »
wow thats nice, i want one :D
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« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2005, 15:55:05 »
Nice Wheels be good to see it when its completed :D
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