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Offline Jan

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« on: December 22, 2005, 00:43:08 »
Bloomin kids and there pocket bikes, was droppin son off in town, the thing came out from the side street.

Just got a glimps ov him from the left as he pulled out, tiny little motor bike, knees under his chin, couldnt see him over the bonnet, no lights visable and off he shoots down the road at a rate of knots.

Where are the local bobbys when these kids are on the roads, no helmet or nothing...... theyv also been causing havock in local car parks.



Sorry had to rant some where .........
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2005, 02:16:55 »
Damn.... you missed! :twisted:

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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2005, 04:28:19 »
Better Luck next time Jasn!
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2005, 07:57:02 »
Wouldn't it be a sump guard mascot?  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2005, 09:32:47 »
....front diff guard! :lol:

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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2005, 10:25:27 »
we used to be plagued by these idiots. At least the local Bobby's confiscated the things and gave severe slapped wrists to the culprits :twisted:  :twisted:


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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2005, 14:46:20 »
Un-road worthy, thus;
Un MOT-able
Un Insurable
Un taxable
No licence classification for them
No lights

No brains in the kids that ride them, but accidentally hit one & see what happens?!
(or what gets done if one hits you)


It happened in Leeds not too long ago, someone came haring down the road on one of these things & ended up on the morticians slab after hitting a car.
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2005, 15:05:40 »
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2005, 19:14:06 »
DOnt worry your aim will get better as more of the little scrots get scooter and you get a little more practice....

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Re: Aim will get better
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2005, 20:47:40 »
Quote from: "Toppa"
DOnt worry your aim will get better as more of the little scrots get scooter and you get a little more practice....

A perfect reply :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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described well
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2005, 11:16:38 »
Its so true, they always have their knees up under thier chins trying to get them to go faster, here's an idea, take it easy, get the experience they need to ride two wheels then buy a bigger machine to ride safley!

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