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« on: February 15, 2006, 23:05:03 »
Whats red and black and hangs from a landrover ....................answers on a post card please !!!!!!!  
Just had a mates landrover to sort out for the mot the wiring is a nightmare just a few of the problems i had to sort are listed underneath

headlights that worked both beams at the same time .....and no not a bad earth just all wired in red to one side and soldered to the bulb ....almost, and all wired to the otherside in black again all soldered to the bulb almost

an oil light that stays on when the engine is switched off

a hub leak the torry canyon would have been shamed by

a hand brake that was well greased by the oil from the transfer box

2x propshafts that dont need ujs as the sliders are that worn that they double up as them.

a set of lights on the roof that kill the engine when lit and are supplied with power by enough wires to make it look like the national grid has moved in.

And he asked if there was much wrong with it DOOOOOH ! :shock:    ......what do I say  :twisted:   :^o  :-#  any Ideas
everything in the path of life becomes clear when you get the wipers working .....................mmmmm then theres the washer bottle motor DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2006, 23:10:36 »
PHOTOS of the wiring please! :)
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Re: all wired up
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2006, 23:10:55 »
Quote from: "rokcrawlin"
Whats red and black and hangs from a landrover ....................answers on a post card please !!!!!!!  
Just had a mates landrover to sort out for the mot the wiring is a nightmare just a few of the problems i had to sort are listed underneath

headlights that worked both beams at the same time .....and no not a bad earth just all wired in red to one side and soldered to the bulb ....almost, and all wired to the otherside in black again all soldered to the bulb almost

an oil light that stays on when the engine is switched off

a hub leak the torry canyon would have been shamed by

a hand brake that was well greased by the oil from the transfer box

2x propshafts that dont need ujs as the sliders are that worn that they double up as them.

a set of lights on the roof that kill the engine when lit and are supplied with power by enough wires to make it look like the national grid has moved in.

And he asked if there was much wrong with it DOOOOOH ! :shock:    ......what do I say  :twisted:   :^o  :-#  any Ideas




Red N Black ah that'll be youre hands coated with (RED)Blood
from where the spanner just slipped off that nut on the gearbox
and (black) EP90 from same gearbox  :lol:  :lol:

Dont ya just love DIY especaly other peoples diy  :!:
Good luck with it..

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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2006, 23:14:42 »
cheers guys will take a photo of the wiring  as it is unbeleviable and the way its wired in takes some beating
you would not need a heater as it positively glow ......in more ways than one
everything in the path of life becomes clear when you get the wipers working .....................mmmmm then theres the washer bottle motor DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2006, 23:47:03 »
Nothing like taking a look at someone else's wiring when it stops working....

looking...

checking the proer wiring diagram...

looking some more...

asking 'Are you positive this worked?'

looking some more and not being able to work how in gods name it ever worked without exploding.
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