There is not a lot that will touch 2 wheels for acceleration
When it comes to acceleartaion on 4 wheels then the kit car and low volume british manufactures are probably the ones to beat.
For instatnce the Ultima GTR
http://www.ultimasports.co.uk/0-60mph ............................2.7 secs
0-100mph ..........................5.5 secs
0-150mph ........................11.8 secs
30-70mph ..........................2.0 secs
0-100mph-0 ........................9.8 secs
100mph-0 braking ..............3.6 secs
prices start from about £16k +VAT for a self build (not sure of the price for the turn key cars)
Or for a turn key sports car that cost less than £10k how about a lotus 7 style car?
http://www.mnrltd.co.uk/index2.htmlI've hear rumours of these fitted with tuned Suzuki Hayabusa engines (up to 500 bhp :D )
When it comes to clarkson, the best thing to do is ignore his opinions if don't agree with them.