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Offline Bob696

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« on: March 18, 2006, 17:45:04 »
I was kind enough to let Karen drive Daisy around Coney Green for a bit and she managed to break my snorkel  #-o

What would make a suitable punishment do you think?
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2006, 17:48:37 »
glad she got to go around coney green lol :cry:  :cry:  :lol:

make her wash it :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2006, 17:55:10 »
I think Karen should buy you a nice shiney new ali one.
Nice and strong too
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2006, 18:00:04 »
just looked at the photos and am even more depressed now  :cry:  :cry:

damn you failing clutch :evil:  :evil:
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2006, 18:02:50 »
Bob
This looks like a bit of a seat biting moment
 :shock:

I've just scolled on through your pictures (some great ones too) and noticed This.
Is that Ian (Porny)?
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If so, he loves them G4's
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2006, 18:20:40 »
u notice the orange plasma??  :lol:  :wink:
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2006, 18:23:45 »
Mikey,  yeah i did - wonder what its rated at - or is it a G4 gimick?


About the snorkle damage - I think that she should cook you a nice meal then knit you a new one.  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2006, 18:34:47 »
its supplied by d4x4 & AFAIK its rated the same as normal
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2006, 18:38:15 »
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I think that she should cook you a nice meal then knit you a new one.  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:

Why would he want a knitted meal??  :-k

Bit stringy!!  :mrgreen:

Time for one them nice stainless or Alloy grills on there m8.

Anyways, at least you were playing when yours went, I had mine done by a seagull that wasn't quick enough and go it's @ss stuck in the snorkel!!  :oops:
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2006, 18:39:05 »
scorpion are doing a stainless grill in the shape of:






Guess what?






a scorpion  :roll:
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2006, 18:40:56 »
The G4 was trying to sneak past a scratchy twig and didnt see the bomb hole on the right and sort of slipped side ways  :lol:

It is indeed Porney  :P
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2006, 19:08:14 »
looks like you all had a good time. 8)
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2006, 19:10:21 »
G4....a scratchy twig......watch out......
   those chaps know how to off road dont they!!

what a hardcore event that'll be this year!! ... lol

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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2006, 20:02:25 »
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It is indeed Porny


I would like to point out I'm in the passenger seat!!!!... and it wasn't my idea to go that way.


Was an 'interesting' moment, esp. as when it landed, it rocked on it's balance point!!!
And that water looked very close.  Even closer when it came into the drivers footwell!!!


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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2006, 20:13:09 »
Bob , I think you should get Karen to mark the exam papers at Easter-then you and small lad can come down to Salisbury for another day on the plain , :wink:
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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2006, 20:19:37 »
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It is indeed Porny


 Even closer when it came into the drivers footwell!!!


Ian

hehe

i know what sort of ecu's are lurking in about that area  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2006, 20:27:34 »
I didn't break his snorkel, it was all that branch's fault, it jumped out and mugged the snake head, not my fault at all.

Anyway what is a little bit of plastic between an old married couple like us....


(Besides - I cook his tea most nights, and they are always nice...  Also, he doesn't want all his schoolkids to fail the exams.... :twisted: )
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« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2006, 20:43:20 »
Anyway, I can't feel ANY sympathy for him, I've been loosing my voice all day (off n on due to a sore throat) and he finds it hilarious.

Its more off than on now... and before you all egg him on with his efforts to take the mickey, I warn you I have a baseball bat, and I don't need to be able to speak to use it!
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« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2006, 20:46:51 »
Quote from: "RedlineMike"

Guess what?

a scorpion  :roll:


Guess you'd have to watch out to make sure there isn't a sting in the tail...
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« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2006, 20:55:45 »
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Quote from: "RedlineMike"

Guess what?

a scorpion  :roll:


Guess you'd have to watch out to make sure there isn't a sting in the tail...


Suprised they don't come lazer cut with the X-eng Logo!!  :wink:
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« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2006, 21:00:47 »
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Quote from: "datalas"
Quote from: "RedlineMike"

Guess what?

a scorpion  :roll:


Guess you'd have to watch out to make sure there isn't a sting in the tail...


Suprised they don't come lazer cut wih the X-eng Logo!!  :wink:


<ahem>  I didn't say that, best leave this eh :)
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« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2006, 21:13:02 »
Now, now Porny.... thought we were gonna try and keep the mc out of threats of litigation for the time being....

BTW, nice to meet u today, your face when u was stuck in that G$ was a real picture... hang on don't we have a few of those...
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« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2006, 21:25:49 »
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Now, now Porny.... thought we were gonna try and keep the mc out of threats of litigation for the time being....

BTW, nice to meet u today, your face when u was stuck in that G$ was a real picture... hang on don't we have a few of those...


Was nice to meet you (and Bob) and Mark(Markandjacks) too.... shame wing nut couldn't make it.

Pictures, my camera was sat in my 90... so haven't got many  :cry:
Got one of my own 90 at the end of the day though....
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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2006, 21:27:15 »
Check out Bob's gallery for some picks of your (now famous) adventures in a G4
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« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2006, 21:30:54 »
did someone say something or is that karen with a throat called hoarse

get well slowly karen oppss!!! i meant quickly  :twisted:

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« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2006, 21:34:59 »
I can still type!   :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2006, 21:35:17 »
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Check out Bob's gallery for some picks of your (now famous) adventures in a G4  


Had a look already....

Definetly need a copy of them!!! - will bring a Data stick or a blank CD with me when I do Bob's welding.

Almost a case of the brown streak down the side of the Range Rover matching the one in my underwear!!! (water did look rather close at one point).... was quite 'fun' in the end though!!!  I was happier when it stopped rocking and didn't go over...

Just sat there talking to the bloke driving until we got recovered...
Was a shame.... we didn't have a DVD, or a signal to watch the TV  :wink:




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« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2006, 21:36:54 »
:roll:   maybe the 'how to avoid bomb-holes' dvd would have been a good one for the yank?

Or perhaps that ever popular title 'scratch v roll'?
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« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2006, 21:38:47 »
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:roll:   maybe the 'how to avoid bomb-holes' dvd would have been a good one for the yank?

Or perhaps that ever popular title 'scratch v roll'?


He wasn't driving at that point.... he was in the back, and got out asap!!!


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« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2006, 21:41:22 »
Well, as you weren't driving, who was?
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