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« on: March 20, 2006, 14:53:14 »
imagine my shock when i went for a tinkle at my mates house and saw a ninja evil duck sat on the cistern staring at my John Thomas!

 :lol:  evidently he was making sure there was no spillage, and i`m pleased to report that on this occasion, there was none.

.....the E.D`s are spreading!  :lol:  :twisted:
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2006, 15:58:17 »
Yeah seen the NINJA ones for sale in local electronics shop, they come with fitted micro camera and transmitter.
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2006, 15:58:56 »
:D  :D  :D  :D I was only joking :D  :D  :D
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2006, 16:00:00 »
:lol:
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2006, 17:21:48 »
Pheraps he was looking for a worm to eat or somewhere to swim......
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2006, 17:31:47 »
lmao, was getting worried for a min there borders!  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2006, 20:30:45 »
:D  :D  :D My mate stood on a chair in his bathroom faced the toilet and got his missus to flush it and jump out of the way, then started filming for a couple of minutes...... Ha Ha you should see peoples reactions when they return from the loo to see his bathroom toilet shot on the TV :D  :D  :D The look of dread is priceless.
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2006, 20:55:42 »
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2006, 21:46:07 »
I work next door to the wirral limb centre. I got a prostetic hand out of thier skip (you might say it was second hand) fixed it to my bathroom wall next to the loo and it made a briliant loo roll holder. :P
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2006, 21:53:36 »
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I work next door to the wirral limb centre. I got a prostetic hand out of thier skip (you might say it was second hand) fixed it to my bathroom wall next to the loo and it made a briliant loo roll holder. :P


Very Handy  :D  :D  :D  :roll:
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2006, 21:59:17 »
an interesting titbit of information.

Evil Ducks are one of the most evil creatures known to man, since they (along with evil skuttlefish) managed to escape the vengefull wrath of the great flood (of noah fame) due to a technical loophole.

They are therefore direct descendants of the original evil, and it is rumoured that Satan himself was known to be seen around duck ponds contemplating the nature of free will whilst idly listening to the (conspiratoral) quacking of the nearby duck pond.
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2006, 22:01:39 »
Quote from: "datalas"
an interesting titbit of information.

Evil Ducks are one of the most evil creatures known to man, since they (along with evil skuttlefish) managed to escape the vengefull wrath of the great flood (of noah fame) due to a technical loophole.

They are therefore direct descendants of the original evil, and it is rumoured that Satan himself was known to be seen around duck ponds contemplating the nature of free will whilst idly listening to the (conspiratoral) quacking of the nearby duck pond.


If you have some of those special mind altering smarties you should hand them around :lol:

Crash wit' Jibbers!!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2006, 09:51:29 »
Quote from: "jim-willy"


If you have some of those special mind altering smarties you should hand them around :lol:


Just head down to your local duck pond, make sure you take the best bread you can find...
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