Topic: THE diffinative thread on mud-club (Read 9572 times)

Xtremeteam · « **on:** April 07, 2006, 11:25:30 »

Warn 8274's are the daddy of winches

V8s sound nice but are readilly humped by diesels

Tdis are a straight swap for any diesel engine in a defender bar the td5 engine

auto box's rule for offroad driving

35's look better than 33's

simex's WILL break your transmission eventually

36's WILL fit a disco with just a suspension lift

200 & 300 TDis run tickety boo on VO

sythetic winch rope is better than steel

landrover handbrakes were designed to be crap

police red/white springs lift a 90 just nice & give plenty flex

strapping young lad · « **Reply #1 on:** April 07, 2006, 11:31:11 »

burger king is better than mcdonalds.

Thrasher · « **Reply #2 on:** April 07, 2006, 11:32:44 »

Freewheeling hubs are ace.

Oil should be used in swivels - not grease.

woody · « **Reply #3 on:** April 07, 2006, 11:54:28 »

Quote from: "Thrasher"

Freewheeling hubs are ace.

Oil should be used in swivels - not grease.

not according to haynes manual

TPBM oops!!!!!!!!
wrong thread :oops: :oops:

Jake · « **Reply #4 on:** April 07, 2006, 12:03:31 »

Unless you know how to fix your car, leave it to the proffessionals
It'll only get worse

Jas278 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 07, 2006, 12:05:13 »

Bitter is Better than Lager.........

Xtremeteam · « **Reply #6 on:** April 07, 2006, 12:06:11 »

a vodka hangover does wonders for your RTV score

Jake · « **Reply #7 on:** April 07, 2006, 12:09:28 »

The speed limit for an HGV on a single lane road is 40mph, even if it is national speed limit
Dont justiculate at the driver when you over take for obiding traffic law's

Dirty Gertie · « **Reply #8 on:** April 07, 2006, 12:20:59 »

'jesticulate' is spelt with a G! :lol:

dazzawhipple · « **Reply #9 on:** April 07, 2006, 12:40:46 »

A five minute job on a Landrover is always 3 hours

Darren

wing nut · « **Reply #10 on:** April 07, 2006, 12:42:29 »

and testicles are spelt with an ouch :lol: :lol:

Ja1983 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 07, 2006, 16:09:26 »

There is ALWAYS at least 4 pens in your vehicle, until you actually need one.

then there are two pens, one which has dried up, the other which has leeked! :lol:

Singlefin · « **Reply #12 on:** April 07, 2006, 16:15:07 »

Squirty waxoyl is also known as "napalm".

Put that fag out! :shock: :shock:

jiffyman · « **Reply #13 on:** April 07, 2006, 16:52:05 »

Fridges are pants (guess who's had a bad day at work!)

Holidays are great!!!(guess who's off!)

beast5680 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 07, 2006, 17:36:47 »

Quote from: "Jake"

Unless you know how to fix your car, leave it to the proffessionals
It'll only get worse

remember to clean out the rad after offroading :lol:

bezzabsa · « **Reply #15 on:** April 07, 2006, 18:50:01 »

the 13mm socket you had 2 seconds ago when you wanted a 12mm will no longer be there when you need a 13mm!!

bezzabsa · « **Reply #16 on:** April 07, 2006, 18:52:08 »

no matter how many times you shake the diesel pump nozzle, if you are wearing 'going out ' clothes it willl aways drip onto them!

bezzabsa · « **Reply #17 on:** April 07, 2006, 18:53:31 »

if there are 2 women in a car guaranteed they will look at one another when talking, not at the hgv about to squash them at a junction........(guess who had a bad day today??)

marjan · « **Reply #18 on:** April 07, 2006, 18:55:33 »

There is no way that a Disco costing Ã‚Â£1200 will pass the MOT - Sorry Rich I just couldn't resist it ! :lol: :lol: :lol:

dogwood · « **Reply #19 on:** April 08, 2006, 19:38:32 »

doesn't matter how well you spray them with wd 40 before hand one bolt always stick and the other snaps :( :(bigangry):

gtomo2 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 08, 2006, 19:41:08 »

It dont matter how much you check your car over before the mot something will go wrong or fall off it as you take it to the mot station

:roll:

Mace · « **Reply #21 on:** April 08, 2006, 19:59:00 »

Be warned, when you motor is running as sweet as honey and all seems smooth as silk, it's about to break !!

How many have experienced that feeling, then clunk ?

chuggaman · « **Reply #22 on:** April 08, 2006, 20:01:17 »

my mum makes the best yorkshire puddings...........and 36 inch wont fit on a disco with just a suspension lift........and eastenders is better than corry :lol:

Xtremeteam · « **Reply #23 on:** April 08, 2006, 20:09:12 »

Quote

36 inch wont fit on a disco with just a suspension lift

they do :lol: :lol: :lol:

Range Rover Blues · « **Reply #24 on:** April 08, 2006, 20:09:31 »

Don't know about some of the above :? but the Rangie is the ONLY auto I like driving (helped by being a LR product anyway).

And 'enders is better than corrie, that's like saying dog s**t tastes better than coal, who cares. The ONLY redeeming feature of any soap opera is the 90 in the opening sequence to emerdale.

Range Rover Blues · « **Reply #25 on:** April 08, 2006, 20:11:14 »

Quote from: "chuggaman"

my mum makes the best yorkshire puddings

Everybody's mum does, no matter who you are (or what county you come from)

gtomo2 · « **Reply #26 on:** April 08, 2006, 20:15:34 »

no me aunt bessie make the best yorkshire puds

chuggaman · « **Reply #27 on:** April 09, 2006, 09:10:20 »

Quote from: "RedlineMike"

Quote
36 inch wont fit on a disco with just a suspension lift

they do :lol: :lol: :lol:

how ???????? mine is a 5 inch lift and they wouldnt fit without cutting metal off

mike

Bunnie · « **Reply #28 on:** April 09, 2006, 17:25:38 »

Quote from: "gtomo2"

no me aunt bessie make the best yorkshire puds

Agre with that... since using aunt bessies mum cant make yorkies!

weirdbeard · « **Reply #29 on:** April 10, 2006, 21:02:35 »

gaffa tape does indeed have 101 uses, just dont use it near beards [-X

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