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Offline Rangie3.0LtrDan

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« on: May 28, 2006, 05:25:53 »
This morning i think i have seen it all.  I seen something that would make the strongest stomach churn!

My mother, younger brother and his bird are here to stay for a weekend.  We decided to go out drinking.  Younger brother decides he can handle his ale (18 years old) so drinks trying to keep up with the seasoned drinkers.  

Anyhow come bed time, all is well, everyone goes to bed.  Younger brother wakes up, chucks all over the floor, then persists to go back to sleep in it!!  Disgusting creature!!!!  I couldnt understand how he could go to sleep in it let alone go to sleep at all with it still there!!

Sorry, but my 5.30am sleep deprived, half sloshed rant needed to go somewhere and where more politically correct than "The Bar!"
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2006, 08:32:23 »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol: He's gonna have one hell of a sore head today :wink: .
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2006, 08:46:19 »
You should be proud of him, we all done it some time or outher.
I chunked all over  one of the old girl frends on her 21st, all over her new diore designer dress........................ that why hes no longer the girl frend, thank god thoe as she hated the landy :lol:  ,
So all ends well with stella smelling chunks :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2006, 09:04:28 »
Well he's the one who ought to clean it all up then

I'm used to seeing people 'hurling chunks' for all sorts of reason at work.

Abusive/aggresive drunks usually get asked to clean it up themselves, or their clothes sometimes fall into the 'aftermath'
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2006, 10:12:39 »
Not a seasoned drinker by 18!!!!!
Thats quite rare these days isn't it?


My advice to you is first give him a fried breakfast and then get him to clean it all up. That way hes sobered up (fri ups work very well) to fully appreciate the job he has got to do.

My other advice is don't hang around agricultural colleges, on a thursday morning there has been more than just a bit of vomit left lying around.

The last time I did anything like that at home, I proceded to annoy my parents consderably by insisting on cleaning up the mess straight away at some unprintable hour in the morning.
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2006, 10:24:55 »
So you think you,ve seen it all eh? :?
Have you seen a man eat his own head?....No?

Then you havent seen it all  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2006, 10:31:11 »
Wait till he wakes up and drag him back down the pub for some more it will either cure him or kill him either way it will get you back out of the house (away from his sick) and that must be a good thing :)
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2006, 10:54:33 »
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 Younger brother wakes up, chucks all over the floor, then persists to go back to sleep in it!!  Disgusting creature!!!! :
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A valuable lesson we all get at some point right?

At his age he will probably be up early (ish) and (after the abuse has passed) be eager for the hair of the dog!
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2006, 10:57:08 »
sorry, ihave thrown up and slept in it before, v nasty. :oops:
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2006, 11:10:56 »
ive managed it all over fellow revellers in a uni nightclub before... was promptly thrown out.. luckily wasnt charged for cleaning it up, suffice to say i hid for a while :)
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2006, 14:02:50 »
Quote from: "clbarclay"
Not a seasoned drinker by 18!!!!!
Thats quite rare these days isn't it?


I'm 18 and i don't drink at all, never have in fact :wink:
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2006, 14:20:49 »
I was in a berlin youth hostal at the age of 16 sleeping in a bunk bed. Absolutly wasted with my head spinning. My body thought better out then in...sooo the only thing that i saw as suitable at the time to throw up in was some tampon bags (erm not mine i must add....and they were very similar to sick bags you get on planes).

All was well until the bottom of the bag gave way. Thankfully the resulting down pour of puke missed me and met the head of my best mate :D  :D  :D  :D  :oops:

Not proud of that...but thinking back it was exceptionally funny :lol:

Im now 18 and have not got any better :roll:  :(  But at least my halls accommodation have kindly placed the toilet 4 metres from my bed so i havent had any bed puking moments 8)

Best one though. Some one i knew went into a pub. Thought he would show us how to down 4 IPA's. Great fantastic ...he managed it but ended up in the toilet :shock: . So that was 4 pints, throwing up, being forced to clean it up and being barred. All in half an hour :!:

Lol

erm....drink responsibly :wink:
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2006, 15:48:30 »
What a 'delighful' thread  :?  ; like we really need to read about some peoples' relatives antisocial vomitting habits    =;
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2006, 16:04:58 »
Quote from: "strapping young lad"
ive managed it all over fellow revellers in a uni nightclub before... was promptly thrown out.. luckily wasnt charged for cleaning it up, suffice to say i hid for a while :)


Wouldn't have thought cleaning it up would have bothered you considering your past antics  :wink:
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2006, 21:14:21 »
I can remember being sick in my dads 3 week old company car, after he kindly picked me up from works christmas party!! that one took some scrubbing up in the morning..... i never realised a mondeo had so many dificult to clean corners!!!!!
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