laugh i almost swallowed my chewing gum

[wing nut]

returning home from taking my daughter to the opticians .I was able to beat a fiat punto off the traffic lights .plodding in no particular hurry ,this chavvy plonka in his punto started beeping his horn and racing up the side of me, giving it the large .I looked him in the face and asked what his problem was (still driving along )we are on a dual carriageway :roll: he was still giving it loads ,so i started laughing at him ,doing the loopy signs ,hes getting madder and madder and races up in front of me trying to swerve in front .now i know im in the right lane and i know that my front bumper and bull bar are considerably much harder than his rear quarter ,so does he call my bluff ...NAH!!!!  :lol:  :lol:  ,I even pulled over to ask if he was on medication ,but his hard man status only works behind the wheel and he drove off gesturing from his little superman seat :lol: ..... i still cant understand why he was giving me abuse because it was a dual carriageway and we were side by side  :lol:  :lol: still he did make me laugh :lol:

[Tiny Tim]

Thats' what they are there for

To make us laugh !  :lol:

[wing nut]

it beggers belief really ,if my daughter hadnt been in the car i would have ,smiled more    :D

 you can understand why people revert to road rage ,i hadnt cut him up or even looked at him ... i know what it was ... he was a chav rambler  :lol:

[Colin 009]

Was his "bird"in the motor or was he being macho infront of his mates. :lol:

[landroverkeith]

basically i think it boils down to the fact that he was a total ......... ker

[blackbob]

you shoud have just pointed at his motor and laughed

[gtomo2]

I find if you blow them a kiss and smile it really does there little heads in

[the loon]

I've got into the habit of just smiling and waiving mind you they dont seem to want try there luck when they see me coming

This view in the mirrors tends to put them off I think

[WishIhadaLandy]

i'm not particular well disposeed to boy racer's, there's a crashed one just down the road atm.

[the loon]

I'm just waiting for it to get dark earlier so when they go screaming past or cut me up can "accidently" hit the spots/lightbar
 :twisted:

[mark.yellow.series.3]

same happend to me, but the boyracer screemed of in his nova SR (well went up the street quicker then me :lol: ) and as i went round the corner, there he was pulled over with a copper writing a ticket :lol:  :lol:  :lol: .
i did chuckle to myself.(well laughed out loud acually)

[blackbob]

was cut up by one a few years back saw him on his roof on a high bank
wot a great morning trip to work that was

[Bob696]

I like boy racers ... they are funny. Especial the look on their face as you pull away from traffic lights up a hill and leave em dead in the water.

[deranged rover]

I actually blew a smug little pug off at the lights in my truck!. I was unit only (Scania 500 V8) and he was revving the little litre or so block like mad, ready to leave some rubber so i stuck it in 4th low and let it rip literally leaving him standing, straight into 6th high and i smiled all the time in my mirror and could see him frantically stirring the porridge trying to catch me until i ran out of steam at 56mph :( . I blew him a loud one on the airhorns as he went past f'ing and b'ing whilst his bird was peeing herself laughing. it really made my day! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Scott

[Range Rover Blues]

I was trundlilng along the Stocksbridge bypass, just after the Motorway for those that know it.  When I got the chance to overtake (that first suicide lane up the hill) some t!t in a v6 Chavalier pulled out in front of me and stayed in the middle of the road.  I must admit It wasn't strickly correct of me to nip to his inside and blow him into the weeds but I sure enjoyed it.  he wouldn't let it lie though, seemed to enjoy the embarasment and kept trying at every (unsafe) opertunity.

[Tiny Tim]

I had a run in with a brand new 500 Merc the other day - figured he should cut across form a left hand filter lane to go straight on at the lights in Putney High Street.

Window down

"Nice car" says I
He's a bit taken aback cos probably expecting abuse

"Want to wreck it"?
No reply

"Allow me to introduce you to my winch bumper"  :twisted:
Now looking uncomfortable.

"Take a close look - your expensive car will just be another little scratch so just keep trying to drive into me"  :twisted:  :twisted:

He complained to the police - they laughed - a lot !  :lol:

[blackbob]

best retort is MINE'S PAID FOR HOWS YOURS

[wing nut]

i could tell he wasnt all thier, coz he was trying to bully a landrover  :roll: fiat puntos are made of toilet paper ,i dont even think it would have scratched my bumper if we'd made contact :D  :D  :D and it wouldnt have bothered me either :lol:

[Xtremeteam]

i could tell he wasnt all thier, coz he was trying to bully a landrover  :roll: fiat puntos are made of toilet paper ,i dont even think it would have scratched my bumper if we'd made contact :D  :D  :D and it wouldnt have bothered me either :lol:

ive burried a fiesta once :lol:


1 written of fiesta & a broken indicator lense on my 90  :lol:  :lol:

[bezzabsa]

I actually blew a smug little pug off at the lights in my truck!. I was unit only (Scania 500 V8) and he was revving the little litre or so block like mad, ready to leave some rubber so i stuck it in 4th low and let it rip literally leaving him standing, straight into 6th high and i smiled all the time in my mirror and could see him frantically stirring the porridge trying to catch me until i ran out of steam at 56mph :( . I blew him a loud one on the airhorns as he went past f'ing and b'ing whilst his bird was peeing herself laughing. it really made my day! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Scott

yep i can do the same in my 220  :oops: .. mind you the best one is when they cut you up and then try the old dab the brakes trick....then worry as you accelerate.. made one tw(insert vowel)t run red lights.. he thought it was funny to rev his motor off then jump all over the brakes - until he realised I wasnt going to stop.....as his 3 mates in the back tried to get out the windows.. saw him up the road, so i stopped and gave him the hitch hikers guide line..'do you realise how much damage my wagon would suffer if it hit your car??? Absolutely NONE' he tried being all 'hard' but at 5ft and 6 stone wet againt 6 foot and ?? stone.. he soon looked very sheepish - especially when i asked when he was taking his test.. still had L's on the car!
Best one though was about 10 years ago when i used to drive a DAF 45 .. 150 turbo  :twisted: , coming back from Norwich along one of those nice fenland roads.. ie straight as a die but ditches either side, when an orion Ghia I cut me up, then proceeded to 'hop' every car in a line, so i had the red mist and shot after him.. chased him for about 12 miles, he tried to lose me, but with no limiter I had the Daf off the clock..and about 8 inches off his rear bumper..eveery time he tried to pull in i'd make him keep going.Actually had the rear passenger crying! he finally lost me by going straight into a field on a left hand bend..and kept going!!
when i look back it was probably the wrong thing to do..BUT... :D

[the loon]

when i look back it was probably the wrong thing to do..BUT... :D

your not the mesiah your a very naughty boy.

there we go you have been told off so you can sleep soundly in your bed again ...
which is probably more than that idiot does because he still has visions of your grill filling his rear view mirror every time he closes his eyes
 :lol:

[marjan]

best retort is MINE'S PAID FOR HOWS YOURS

Yep, I'm tempted to say "Mine cost £800 so I don't give a SH*T if I just happen to come into contact with your shiny motor" -  :D  :D  :D

[blackbob]

when i was an apprentice we had a winibago 7l v8 two speed auto motor home  in for lpg converion repairs and took it home for test drive and had a boyracer in a 1600cc escort try to out accelerate it at the roundabout it left it standing and left four black lines on the road great fun think it surprised him and he had no road left in front of him

[Bush Tucker Man]

chased him for about 12 miles, he tried to lose me, but with no limiter I had the Daf off the clock..and about 8 inches off his rear bumper..eveery time he tried to pull in i'd make him keep going.Actually had the rear passenger crying! he finally lost me by going straight into a field on a left hand bend..and kept going!!

Someone had been watching 'Duel'?? :lol:  :lol:

[the loon]

his view was similar to this I take it

[schuee]

i know what it was ... he was a chav rambler  :lol:

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: