How to deal with a Bobble Hat...

[Jas278]

I was on my way home and decided to take in a few local lanes being it such a nice day.Never ever seen anybody walking these lanes yet today I encounter one very nice lady and her pooch ,on spotting the pooch I stop and wait for the lady to get the dog under control. As I pull along side her I smile , thinking I might get a smile back .BUT NO, a flea in my ear for driving in the countryside ! Well I looked at her and said " me and and you could make fantastic love" she looked at me astonished, and said sarcastically " how do you work that out"  so I just looked and said ,well weve only just met and youre moaning already, at this point I thought I best leave ,but I was ****** with laughter ,and I looked back and she was now smiling so no harm done.........

[Bush Tucker Man]

Aah, I can just see the headlines when she goes to the local papers :roll:  

[Tiny Tim]

Brilliant !  8)

Was down at Devils Punchbowl yesterday evening and in 11 miles of beautiful lanes on a wonderful summer evening I saw 3 other vehicles and some cross country runners who werte all friendly.

All this countryside that the tree huggers want all to themselves, and they don't even use it themselves  

Great evening's laning though!  8)

[NiceBlueWellies]

Which lane then Jas?   :lol:

[smo]

Quality, i'll have to remember that one :D

[Dave]

I only ever see dirty old men down the lanes so if i said that. I'd be lucky to escape with my life or worse :shock:

[Jas278]

Which lane then Jas?   :lol:

The one that runs from Barton in the Beans , Odstone to Twycross.........Nr the picnic area......the only folk down there are normally  the diddies dumping fridges....... :lol:

[landybabe]

I only ever see dirty old men down the lanes so if i said that. I'd be lucky to escape with my life or worse :shock:

Funny....me too  :lol:  :lol:

[Hissy]

I hope that wasn't directed at me  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

[landybabe]

Of course not   :(bigshock): :(biglove):