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the loon

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« on: July 28, 2006, 20:10:11 »
While looking around local B&Q today noticed that they are having a clearence of there range of safes.

Had a look and they all have a small label on the front -

B&Q advisory
Do not store your safe keys in safe


Well that makes them idiot proof then
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2006, 20:14:12 »
Thats up there with Tesco's BBQ range having instructions how to cook in the oven and then finish off on the BBQ......
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2006, 20:20:01 »
theres the billy connolly line about the hairdryer in the australian hotel -
Warning Do not use hair dryer in shower.

they shouldnt put this type of warning on things.

If you need a warning like that you probably -
(A) too dumb to read it in the first place
(B)not worth giving a warning to
(its called natural selection  :lol: )
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2006, 20:31:12 »
thats silly they aint very safe then  :D
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2006, 21:37:15 »
removing these type of labels can only make for a healthy gene pool :D
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2006, 21:54:43 »
Bag of nuts WARNING this product contains nuts  :shock:

DUH!

They have to protect the clueless morons however - as we will need them as politicians when they grow up.  :twisted:
One day stood in the shower using the hairdryer... next day running the country.

Survival of the thickest.  :wink:
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2006, 22:32:13 »
Quote from: "zippy"
removing these type of labels can only make for a healthy gene pool :D


Talking of keeping a healthy gene pool here is Darwins law of Natural Selection at work......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbFVBiGuQlU
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2006, 00:34:06 »
Quote from: "laser_jock99"
Quote from: "zippy"
removing these type of labels can only make for a healthy gene pool :D


Talking of keeping a healthy gene pool here is Darwins law of Natural Selection at work......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbFVBiGuQlU


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