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Offline thermidorthelobster

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New campaign for the government!
« on: August 05, 2006, 15:54:02 »
Right, I'm going to lobby the government for

TAX RELIEF ON TROUSER PURCHASES FOR LAND ROVER OWNERS

Because I'm just doing my ironing, and virtually all my damn trousers have oil stains on them.

I plan to drive up to Parliament and leak EP90 all over their forecourt.  Anybody going to join me?
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Re: New campaign for the government!
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2006, 16:53:21 »
Quote from: "thermidorthelobster"
Right, I'm going to lobby the government for

TAX RELIEF ON TROUSER PURCHASES FOR LAND ROVER OWNERS

Because I'm just doing my ironing, and virtually all my damn trousers have oil stains on them.

I plan to drive up to Parliament and leak EP90 all over their forecourt.  Anybody going to join me?


The government are likely to grant your Tax relief AFTER you have trained your LR to leak oil in front of chavmobiles so they keep skidding off the road  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

You might even get a rebate if you can do the same to BMWs !!! :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh):


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New campaign for the government!
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2006, 17:11:22 »
Sounds like a plan David
When are we going?
Off roading in Parliment Square sounds ace!
Do you think Land Rover would lend us the metal off road track they take to the shows?
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Re: New campaign for the government!
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2006, 21:52:31 »
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I plan to drive up to Parliament and leak EP90 all over their forecourt.  Anybody going to join me?


Obviously I would, but I've got to replace the rear crank seal on the racer - it's pouring oil......  :wink:

cheers
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New campaign for the government!
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2006, 03:04:29 »
The government will grant you £22,000 but spend the next 15 years claiming it back ;)
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