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« on: August 23, 2006, 21:04:23 »
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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2006, 21:11:51 »
I know I hate remakes, :twisted:
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2006, 21:19:46 »
tut tut tut  [-X     unbelievable
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2006, 21:25:10 »
Saw a poster on bus stop yesterday and wondered myself ! :(
Original was cracking movie !
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2006, 00:48:10 »
In the original the cop, played by a young Edward Woodward (?) was a virgin, it was sort of essential to the plot.  Nicholas Cage playing a virgin   :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2006, 03:52:13 »
So who want's to start the list off of American cr*p films copied poorly from great british ones ?

The Italian Job

Lord of the Flys

Titanic ... Cameron's version..( Best british version was "A night to remember" with Kenneth Moore )

Solaris... George Clooney ( Russian original far superior )

Go on... thats just a few to get us started...
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2006, 14:04:32 »
why are there 4 d's in Edward Woodward?





























because it would be Ewar woowar...
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2006, 19:29:19 »
the one saving grace I can see here is its a Nick Cage movie but after fiasco's like the italian job (set in LA whats that all about  :?: ) Get Carter with sly stalone(Durrrr aaaaadrian there shooting at me  :? ) amongst others I'm not getting my hopes up
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2006, 20:43:20 »
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So who want's to start the list off of American cr*p films copied poorly from great british ones ?

The Italian Job

Lord of the Flys

Titanic ... Cameron's version..( Best british version was "A night to remember" with Kenneth Moore )

Solaris... George Clooney ( Russian original far superior )

Go on... thats just a few to get us started...

I'm just waiting for the Battle of Britain (1969) to be remade by the Americans to make it look like the Americans were what saved us all on their own in the Battle of Britain.  :roll:
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2006, 22:20:02 »
War of the worlds

The time machine

The ladykillers

Gone in sixty seconds

all ruined :cry:
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2006, 22:24:23 »
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I'm just waiting for the Battle of Britain (1969) to be remade by the Americans to make it look like the Americans were what saved us all on their own in the Battle of Britain.  :roll:


Well they say they won the war single handedly anyway (take U235 for example) so why should we start doubting them now
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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2006, 23:19:12 »
for some reason these people think they can make them better, how deluded can they get
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2006, 17:05:15 »
At least the 'hero' get's burned alive at the end of the wicker man, so that's something to look foreward to (not a fan of nick cage you see).

Oh, add Get Carter to the list, classic original, crap remake.

The (Italian?) job, what a travisty but then the yanks never got into the original.

Thomas Crown affair, good remake, I like the slick slight-of-hand execution of the robbery, but the original was still a 'better' film.

Often I think it's whichever film you see first is the one you prefer, but hollywud is really scraping the barrel a bit at the moment, not that I think the Wicker man was a bad film, far from it, but take away al the subtlety and acting that the ynaks don't seem to get and you have a pretty weak tale to tell.

And how on earth will they get the action-packed car chase into it :roll:
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2006, 20:26:08 »
It's not often that they do a good remake I think they should of left The Whicker Man alone, there can't be that many films left to remake whats next The deliverance
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2006, 21:24:03 »
sorry saw the thread and thought it was something to do with me TRADE.....BOB knows
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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2006, 18:02:47 »
Gone in sixty seconds, was american the first time as well, and was made with no special camera trickery, half the time the roads where public.

Saw the making of the first film, they were nuts. 8)
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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2006, 18:15:03 »
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sorry saw the thread and thought it was something to do with me TRADE.....BOB knows
I know too.  :wink:  :lol:
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2006, 18:18:17 »
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War of the worlds

The time machine

The ladykillers

Gone in sixty seconds

all ruined :cry:


There is a remake of War-Of-the-Worlds in progress. Jeff Wayne gave permission for some of the Musical to be in there with the original storyline and then after seeing the first cut, pulled the permission, hence why the Prologue is almost but not quite the Musicals prologue.

Jeff Wayne has another company tied up into a film of the Musical version :)
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« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2006, 19:11:46 »
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BBQ ............................


oooppps back on topic

Worst remake EVER has got to be the French film Nikita remade as The Assassin with one of the Fonda women.

The original was very dark, forbiding and scary. The remake was very bland. It would have been OK if you hadnt seen the french version
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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2006, 19:28:00 »
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BBQ ............................


oooppps back on topic

Worst remake EVER has got to be the French film Nikita remade as The Assassin with one of the Fonda women.

The original was very dark, forbiding and scary. The remake was very bland. It would have been OK if you hadnt seen the french version


I second that, a crap film the assassin. A lot of european films have been ruined by the yanks. :evil:
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