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« on: September 15, 2006, 19:20:26 »
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in  1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

 Abraham Lincoln was elected President in  1860.
 ohn F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

 Both were particularly concerned with civil  rights.
 Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

  Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
 Both Presidents were shot in the head.

 Now it gets really weird.

 Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.  

 Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

 Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln,  was born in 1808.
 Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

 John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln,  was born in 1839.
 Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

 Both assassins were known by their three  names.
 Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

 Now hang on to your seat.

 Lincoln was shot at the theater named  'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln'  made by 'Ford.'

 Lincoln was shot in a theater and his  assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
 Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a  theater.

 Booth and Oswald were assassinated before  their trials.

 And here's the kicker...

 A week before Lincoln  was shot, he was in Monroe,  Maryland
 A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.



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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2006, 19:32:19 »
Yup...all very spooky until you realise that kennedy was shot by the CIA and Oswald was just a scapegoat.
He was shot from inside his own car by one of his bodyguards.

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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2006, 20:57:54 »
theirs allways one that spools it  :D
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2006, 21:03:34 »
absolutely thumbs

great piece Loyalduke
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2006, 04:09:10 »
Quote from: "att"
Yup...all very spooky until you realise that kennedy was shot by the CIA and Oswald was just a scapegoat.
He was shot from inside his own car by one of his bodyguards.


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