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Offline Bush Tucker Man

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« on: September 16, 2006, 16:32:13 »
PC Madness (quite literally)

You couldn't make it up :shock:  :shock:
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2006, 16:40:01 »
More madness Richard.
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2006, 16:41:53 »
Sheriff John Bunnell for PM!
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2006, 17:09:49 »
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Sheriff John Bunnell for PM!


Who?, the 'Worlds Wildest Police Chase' guy???
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2006, 17:15:16 »
Yea just "hog tie" all the baddies. or just shoot them that way you dont have to run after them and risk getting the sack for health and safty infringment  :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2006, 17:44:51 »
There's also an item in the 'Yorkshire Post'[/i] this morning about a woman who'd suffered for months at the hand of a gang of kids.

They'd throw stuff at the house, order unwanted taxis, tell her they decided who lived on the estate, break fences, drink sitting on her wall, run naked to try & provoke her, etc, etc........

Eventually, she slapped 3 of them (13-14year olds) & was then arrested & charged (presumably by the CPS??) with assault :shock:

No consideration seemed to be taken of the inability of the parents to control their brats, or indeed the brats themselves :x  :x

The Magistrate simply told her to ignore the provocation :shock:  :shock:

Now she'd got a criminal record, the scrotes are free to carry on & the lunatics are still running the asylum

Sadly I can't find it on the 'Posts' site (might be on Mondays update?)
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2006, 18:01:14 »
Try this one

Old guy dies on a friday, and saturday night a lad that lives across the road from this guy, with his mate breaks in the house, which was empty and steals his tv. Depositing it across the road at a house there, Police was informed of who they were but made no arrests

The following day the two sons of the poor guy, came round to me to ask me what I saw, and I told them, and also who one was and the first name of the other one, they were last seen talking to said person

It seems the named one's mother said it would not have been her son, that was out at 3 in the morning mind you, he wouldn't  do such a thing

Not seen this lad around for a few days recently though, the two sons are quite large lads too :twisted:


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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2006, 18:06:39 »
This country is going to the dogs ..if its not already there :?
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2006, 04:05:06 »
Quote from: "gtomo2"
Yea just "hog tie" all the baddies. or just shoot them that way you dont have to run after them and risk getting the sack for health and safty infringment  :lol:


shoot them in the leg.
That way they cant run so your actualy protecting them.
Could you then charge them for this service I wonder  :?:
Plus if its a "lucky shot" and they lose a knee cap they wont run again next time..well not as fast anyway  :twisted:
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2006, 06:15:08 »
I have not seen the H&S guidelines for criminals, but I bet it differs to the Police copy. :lol:

Country - Dogs......Went a couple of years ago.

Was speaking with my neighbours, who are near retirement age, and even they said they would not bother with the police these days :roll:

I live in a nice (gradually getting worse) little village in the SE of Sussex.
We seldom see the police, never seen one walking in the village in 6 years of living here, they usually send a letter round to us asking us to tell them who is causing any anti-social behaviour :roll:  I don`t have time to do their work for them :roll:

Anarchy is OK if you are young enough, no laughing matter if you are elderly.
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