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« on: October 08, 2006, 02:45:40 »
What's your official job title?

Anyone got any strange ones??

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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2006, 06:28:04 »
There's a guy I've dealt with at a company called eEye who used to have the job title of Chief Hacking Officer.

I also heard a story of a company who claimed that job titles were unimportant, so you could have what you wanted on your business card.  So one of the engineers got "Grand High Wizard".

Me?  I've got the longest and least accurate job title in our company, I think - Senior Information Systems Consultant.     I keep saying "Chief Techie" would be more accurate.

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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2006, 08:49:50 »
Im a "Nuclear Mechanical Production Technician"

Spanner Monkey i think.

Hopefully to be a "Senior Nuclear Mechanical Production Technician"  :D  :D

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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2006, 09:21:51 »
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2006, 09:22:36 »
On my Contract im the shift Despatch Controller


basically boils down to forklift pilot  :roll:
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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2006, 09:34:18 »
directional administrator for the  safety and delivery of objects immaterial. :wink:
HGV driver !!
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no doubt we get called other names!!!
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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2006, 13:07:45 »
I am a Nuclear Mechanical/Civil Inspector



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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2006, 13:16:32 »
Principal Consultant

But I always wondered if you needed to have principals to do the job.  But 8 yrs proved otherwise!

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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2006, 13:17:31 »
During normal working I'm a "Coastguard Watch Manager" but when we have an incident running I'm also the "Search & Rescue Mission Co-orinator".  :wink:

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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2006, 14:54:05 »
I,m an Agricultural engineer, funny when you tell some people that they say "oh your a farmer then" No if i was a farmer i would say i,m a farmer :roll:
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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2006, 15:03:08 »
General Dogsbody, although they call it "Grounds Technician".

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« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2006, 16:08:19 »
Quote from: "beast5680"
I,m an Agricultural engineer, funny when you tell some people that they say "oh your a farmer then" No if i was a farmer i would say i,m a farmer :roll:


I don’t bother any more, I normally say I’m a plant mechanic or welder/ fabricator.
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« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2006, 16:20:02 »
im called a skilled fitter (officialy) or suppose sometimes a instalation enginer dont really narrow it down does it. or just one of the workshop lads  :D

i bulid massive pumps for sewage works, drinking water reservoirs or land drainage! used to be mechanical engineer.
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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2006, 17:00:56 »
Someone told me about this one ...

"Ambient Replenishment Technician"

Can anyone guess its more common "title"?
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2006, 17:06:01 »
preveyor of meats...........BUTCHER....that's me that is

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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2006, 17:11:31 »
Quote from: "Thrasher"
Someone told me about this one ...

"Ambient Replenishment Technician"

Can anyone guess its more common "title"?


air con engineer
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« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2006, 17:14:13 »
Jack of all trades


  ... work shop supervisor for machining and assembly..
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I wash the car,she does the dishes.
I fill it up, she drives it.

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« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2006, 17:15:31 »
Quote
air con engineer


So far off it is scary....
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« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2006, 17:25:21 »
Quote from: "Thrasher"
Someone told me about this one ...

"Ambient Replenishment Technician"

Can anyone guess its more common "title"?


They tell people to be quite in the local libary
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« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2006, 17:30:36 »
LOL! No..... keep guessing ;-)
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« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2006, 17:30:45 »
FDAS: First Diploma in Agriculture student

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« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2006, 17:46:22 »
Quote from: "Thrasher"
"Ambient Replenishment Technician"


Toilet roll changer?
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« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2006, 17:50:39 »
Back to topic
HGV driver
But, i do so much more than that in my firm  :wink:
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« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2006, 19:14:08 »
My job title is

An Alarm & Incident Response Controller AIRC say how you see it.

for a Major Telco Company if you can guess well done

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« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2006, 21:21:53 »
Quote from: "Thrasher"
Someone told me about this one ...

"Ambient Replenishment Technician"

Can anyone guess its more common "title"?


Shelf Stacker at Scumerfield?? :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2006, 21:23:45 »
Damn right!
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« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2006, 21:29:52 »
Quote from: "Jake"
Back to topic
HGV driver
But, i do so much more than that in my firm  :wink:


burger van tester
truck cabin bed tester :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2006, 21:31:59 »
Higher Officer of Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs.

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« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2006, 21:34:43 »
um...Technical Director .. whatever that means?
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« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2006, 22:40:21 »
Graduate......

that means i finished uni in june, got a first, went to morocco over the summer and am now looking for a job in design engineering........

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