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Offline LANDYTIM

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« on: November 16, 2006, 22:27:15 »
I woke up this morning to find that some undesireable had stuck a screwdriver through 3 out of 4 of my tyres!!

Told the police they said they will look into it!

Whats the best form to get revenge on the known offender!?!
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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2006, 22:37:45 »
Ooh, you know the offender??

That could
make the scrote pay!!!!!!! :lol:  but make it WORTH IT!!
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2006, 23:21:16 »
it the said s h i t e owns his own car i would be tempted to dent every panel usin the said s h i t e s head!then move on to the windows!
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why do ex's never get the hint...STOP STALKING ME,THIS MEANS YOU!
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2006, 08:47:11 »
Where in Essex are you? I can probably fix the holes without you buying new tyres.
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2006, 15:31:08 »
recipe for retribution.

1. Get tyres replaced but keep old ones.

2. find culprits car and stick dead tyres underneath.

3. add 1 gallon of diesel.

4. place rags in diesel and set light with match.

Simple. :twisted:
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2006, 18:46:40 »
Expanding foam up the exhaust pipe of his car works well!
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2006, 19:47:15 »
Quote from: "cherokeegraham"
Expanding foam up the exhaust pipe of his car works well!


How about expanding foam up HIS exhaust pipe?...
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2006, 19:55:43 »
Quote from: "UKJeeper"
Quote from: "cherokeegraham"
Expanding foam up the exhaust pipe of his car works well!


How about expanding foam up HIS exhaust pipe?...


especially down his front one....  :twisted:
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2006, 10:22:10 »
Quote from: "EvilEd"
Quote from: "UKJeeper"
Quote from: "cherokeegraham"
Expanding foam up the exhaust pipe of his car works well!


How about expanding foam up HIS exhaust pipe?...


especially down his front one....  :twisted:



I saw that on a CSI episode, but they caught the guy who did it so it may not be a good idea.

First thing you need is an air tight alibi.
Second thing is reaction that suits the crime.
Foam up the exhaust from time to time over the next few years should do it..... you know, just to make you feel better when you get [!Expletive Deleted!] off about something.... turn a negative into a positive.  :wink:
Tosser or something similar written in brake fluid or paint stripper on paint work works too and is hard to rectify.
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Offline LANDYTIM

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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2006, 21:15:08 »
owch!!
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2006, 13:52:46 »
Quote from: "UKJeeper"
Where in Essex are you? I can probably fix the holes without you buying new tyres.


So i guess thats a "no" then...
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