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« on: December 05, 2006, 22:01:05 »
ok guys... what funny stickers do you have on your car  and where did you get them from?

i have seen some absulute corkers...
my fave so far :
"Save a Cow, Eat a Vegetarian" - got it at an agricultural show in the new forest!!

what do you have on your motor? where is it from?

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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2006, 22:08:18 »
i have this one :D  bought at sodbury
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2006, 22:44:56 »
I had this one in the Discovery


Someone on the 'Discovery Owners Club' forum had made some. so  I asked nicely


Could do with updating to;
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2006, 22:56:18 »
Chris 9119 has the best one I’ve seen
Jesus Loves You……………………………………..everybody else thinks you’re an arsehole
 :P  :lol:  :P
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2006, 23:46:17 »
this one is on my roof



and one on the back i have as well.



My sister also has one saying,

" TAKE REVENGE, [!Expletive Deleted!] ON A PIGEON"

which i think is pretty comical!!!

me xxx
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2006, 00:45:25 »
Oh where to start....

Front Bullbar: Smile as you go under!
Front above Windscreen: I brake for Horses and Accelerate for Ramblers
Rear above Window: (Upside down) If you can read this, please turn me over
Rear on Bumper: Your Skid Ends Here

I'm looking at starting a small eShop to cater for people's needs for silly sign writing, should be finished by the end of the week for disco sizes, might need some help with sizes of areas on rangies/defenders and series vehicles in exchange for some stickers ;) Once i've worked out the popular areas i'll do a separate post anyway :)
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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2006, 07:40:40 »
The pull back sticker and accident black spot were free with some t-shirts at Billing, the I brake for Elves etc. I had made up on request :D
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« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2006, 08:14:45 »
There was a great one which I've been trying to get hold of which went along the lines of:

"When that bandwagon you've jumped on gets stuck in a ditch, don't expect me to pull you out!"


Anyone know where I can get hold of it?
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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2006, 08:31:21 »
some nice ones there.  saving the page for when i get another 4x4 that i can trash!
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2006, 08:42:26 »
Quote from: "griffog"
There was a great one which I've been trying to get hold of which went along the lines of:

"When that bandwagon you've jumped on gets stuck in a ditch, don't expect me to pull you out!"


Anyone know where I can get hold of it?


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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2006, 15:37:46 »
I have this proudly displayed on the back of my car.





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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2006, 17:29:51 »
GO-BRA LESS  
Drop the wrinkles from your face.
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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2006, 17:33:13 »
ive got one in the back window of my mk1 mr2 that reads

retro car club.co.uk
'cos new cars are sh*t'

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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2006, 17:36:24 »
Had these on my old Cavalier.

"Your body is a temple...........Mine's an amusement park"

"I found Jesus..........He was behind the couch"
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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2006, 17:46:46 »
I have.

"Instant Idiot, Just add Mud."

"4x4's Kill, so get the hell out of my way"

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« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2006, 17:53:46 »
Not quite a sticker, but my wife told me of writing on the back of a dirty white van:

Is this vehicle being driven well?......

If it is ring the Police, it must be stolen!
Rgds
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« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2006, 17:54:38 »
hows this one, u need have a sense of humor to get this one i have found out  :lol:
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« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2006, 17:55:17 »
Ive got if you can read this please turn me over on the windscreen




And your skid stops here on the back

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« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2006, 18:05:11 »
One i had made up was ' Green??? It looks green to me !!!' on each wing top, 'Well driven - Think i care' on top tailgate
and the now usual 'STRANGE ROVER' front and back
Would post pics but its dark  :wink:
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« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2006, 19:17:47 »
Quote from: "griffog"
There was a great one which I've been trying to get hold of which went along the lines of:

"When that bandwagon you've jumped on gets stuck in a ditch, don't expect me to pull you out!"


Anyone know where I can get hold of it?


i have that on the rear window of my 90
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« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2006, 20:55:09 »
I have on the back of mine ( I would never be unfaithful to my wife i love my house and land rover to much!!!) and also (your BMW may be faster than me but i'am still in front of you!!) 8)  8)
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« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2006, 21:21:07 »
I saw a great one on the back of a car the other day.
It said
"if you can read this, someone has stolen my caravan!"
 :lol:
Another one i like was stuck to the rear bumper of a 4x4
It said
"Free airbag test, crash here"
 :lol:
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« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2006, 23:30:20 »
Saw a fab example at one show... erm... one time... (memory is going!) using the animal logo...

Drivers side windscreen vent on a tricked 90 - "No Fear"
Passenger side windscreen vent on a tricked 90 - "Fear"

But the one posted abopve surpasses it...

"Drivers Side - Suicide"

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« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2006, 00:16:37 »
Quote from: "Skibum346"
Saw a fab example at one show... erm... one time... (memory is going!) using the animal logo...

Drivers side windscreen vent on a tricked 90 - "No Fear"
Passenger side windscreen vent on a tricked 90 - "Fear"

But the one posted abopve surpasses it...

"Drivers Side - Suicide"

 :lol:  :lol:

I've got another variation of that here, one side says "Passing Side" the other says "Suicide"
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« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2006, 17:37:00 »
in the rear window I have the 'intel ' sticker with
'FAT BAS**RD INSIDE'
well I like it ;)
and no i am NOT anorexic ;)
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« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2006, 17:40:55 »
lol.
im quite the opposite!!
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« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2006, 18:04:14 »
Jess has remembered one she saw at Malvern show earlier in the year, it was on a 101 forward control, it read 'The Car In Front Is A ToyMota' made out of a Toyota sticker and a marker pen for the extra 'M'  :D
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« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2006, 08:35:09 »
Quote from: "bezzabsa"

and no i am NOT anorexic ;)


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« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2006, 13:05:51 »
Quote from: "bezzabsa"
in the rear window I have the 'intel ' sticker with
'FAT BAS**RD INSIDE'
well I like it ;)
and no i am NOT anorexic ;)


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2006, 13:07:11 »
Quote from: "hairyasswelder"
Jess has remembered one she saw at Malvern show earlier in the year, it was on a 101 forward control, it read 'The Car In Front Is A ToyMota' made out of a Toyota sticker and a marker pen for the extra 'M'  :D


If the car in front of me is a Toyota, that just means they're always in my b****y way!
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