I supose its not too bad, but i now have Tom Lehrer which is garanted to stop me working as its not exactly background music.
Tom Lehrer! The man was a genius! Not PC in anyway, and definatley non-conformist!
What great tracks such as 'Poisoning Pidgeons in the Park, The Masochism Tango, Be Prepared and one of mt favourites "When you are old and grey" (lyrics below)
Since I still appreciate you,
Let's find love while we may.
Because I know I'll hate you
When you are old and gray.
So say you love me here and now,
I'll make the most of that.
Say you love and trust me,
For I know you'll disgust me
When you're old and getting fat.
An awful debility,
A lessened utility,
A loss of mobility
Is a strong possibility.
In all probability
I'll lose my virility
And you your fertility
And desirability,
And this liability
Of total sterility
Will lead to hostility
And a sense of futility,
So let's act with agility
While we still have facility,
For we'll soon reach senility
And lose the ability.
Your teeth will start to go, dear,
Your waist will start to spread.
In twenty years or so, dear,
I'll wish that you were dead.
I'll never love you then at all
The way I do today.
So please remember,
When I leave in December,
I told you so in May.
This man dispels the myth that Americans do not have a sense of humour!
I have all his stuff on vinyl from my late father's record collection.