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Offline m0awb

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« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2004, 10:22:15 »
Quote from: "keithdixon"

Other comments such as "does your dog bite" spring to mind


I got a big ferocious dog as well  :D
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« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2004, 10:26:21 »
Aww, glad my missus and daughter have not seen that pic.. Really dont need another animal in the house :)
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« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2004, 10:38:05 »
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Aww, glad my missus and daughter have not seen that pic.. Really dont need another animal in the house :)


That's exactly what I said when my Missus said she wanted a dog. I said the only dog I'd ever have is the one in Mad Max 2 thinking she'd never ever find one...
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« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2004, 16:42:27 »
Aw I'd love to have a dog again, sadly not possible at moment :cry:

Henry a looker eh :D
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« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2004, 16:18:22 »
What you want is one of these  :D  it does work, you see the sales rep walking up the drive, just about to press the doorbell and then he stops reads the sign and walks away.

found in a little shop in wales a few years ago, thought it would be a laugh! and it works  :D

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« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2004, 16:42:37 »
Nice one Phil  :lol:
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« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2004, 18:12:25 »
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What you want is one of these  :D  it does work :D


You could have screwed it on straight.
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« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2004, 19:30:07 »
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You could have screwed it on straight.


Sign straight it the wall thats out  :D  :D

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« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2004, 19:40:26 »
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You could have screwed it on straight.


Sign straight it the wall thats out  :D  :D


Funny, I said that to the Wife when I tiled the bathroom ;)
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« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2004, 20:31:33 »
a couple of answers to frequently asked questions by insurance salesman and the like.

Q Can I ask you your age Sir?
A Yes (then wait)

Q have you lived here all your life?
A Not yet
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