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« on: March 16, 2007, 22:08:30 »
get this... because its possibly the most ridiculous thing i've heard in a while.

our local shop, the co-op over the road, has had a problem basically since it opened 6 months (?) ago with getting robbed. not long ago they started employing security guards... that are around the age of 90, with the exception of one local lad - i believe he is actually assisting the robberies!

so anyway, off i go earlier (9:30ish) to get some chips from the chippy next door and i meet one of the women that works there. "you been at work?" i ask... "yeah have been duck, have been" she says.

"early 10pm finish aint it?" i ask.... "yeah closes at 9:30 now ducky!" she replies. "riiiight......." then a few seconds later "any particular reason why?"

heres the good part:

"oh, well it keeps getting robbed at 9:50, so now it closes at 9:30 so they cant do it, apparently!"

 :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

WHAT the BLOODY HELL?! which monkey came up with that idea!?!??!?!

"DONT WORRY mr bush... next time osama tries to blow up the pentagon, we'll just CLOSE IT EARLY! THAT will catch those pesky terrorists OUT HUH yall!?"

bloody stupid! :shock:
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2007, 22:28:39 »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  another overpaid suit with a bright idea  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2007, 22:29:30 »
bright!?!!!?!?!? its not even worth joking about! :shock: even my 7 year old brother could come up with a better solution than that!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2007, 22:31:06 »
pmsl!!
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2007, 22:32:46 »
this is bearing in mind that the indian guy that used to own the shop SINGLE HANDEDLY kicked out anyone that caused trouble and in the entire time we've lived here was burgled a SINGLE TIME..... and even then the shop was closed!
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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2007, 02:24:21 »
If only the local police had the same logic, "hey let's drive past every night at about 9.50"


MacDonalds management :roll:





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"do you want fries with that?"
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2007, 04:53:33 »
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If only the local police had the same logic, "hey let's drive past every night at about 9.50"


MacDonalds management :roll:





"give me all the money in the till"
"do you want fries with that?"


"JUST PUT IT IN THE BAG KID!!!!!!!!"
"is that to take out then sir?"
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2007, 08:58:04 »
If it keeps getting robbed at 21:30 why not get an undercover police unit there to nik them?

Thats so funny!
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2007, 09:38:50 »
This is what you need if you have $200k handy!!!

(play the video, and notice the POTC music!)

http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/samsung_develops_machine_gun_sentry_robot_costs_200k.php
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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2007, 10:10:47 »
Working as I do for Coop retail that story doesn't surprise me one bit.
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« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2007, 10:30:52 »
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This is what you need if you have $200k handy!!!

(play the video, and notice the POTC music!)

http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/samsung_develops_machine_gun_sentry_robot_costs_200k.php


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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2007, 12:24:27 »
something a bit more with in us mere mortals price range

http://jpbrown.i8.com/aegis.html

I'll be impressed when they come up with a design that will reconise a bobblehat/rucksack/walking boot/kagool combination....
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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2007, 14:26:03 »
Quote from: "jeep94"
This is what you need if you have $200k handy!!!

(play the video, and notice the POTC music!)

http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/samsung_develops_machine_gun_sentry_robot_costs_200k.php


it just like the robot sentreis in the tunnals from the film ALIENS

is sentries spelled right i think ill have a(nic)nother drink
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« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2007, 15:28:17 »
stickot gun behind th till  :D  that l sort the [!Expletive Deleted!] out
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