1st april

[gtomo2]

So ok whos played a prank yet. Me tryed but shmbo found me out :roll:  

[Bush Tucker Man]

So ok whos played a prank yet.

No, I've got the house to myself this weekend (till about 14:00) :lol:

[Dave]

I told the dog he could eat the pet rat, louisa said stop playing april fools jokes on the dog.

"Id forgot it was april 1st"  :(bigangry):

[Bush Tucker Man]

This was mentioned on 'LandRover Addict' by 'Strang', one of the members on there

I wonder if it's appeared on the Series 2 Club forum yet?? :lol:  :lol:

Edit
Yes it has
Note the first reply :roll:

[Bob696]

My 90 played a trick on me  :shock:

Playing around behind the instrament pod fitting a new guage and I spot the rear end of a switch. Look underneath the dash and lo there is a switch I never knew exsisted. I throw it a couple of times n nothing happens. I decide I will investigate after everything is back where it should be.

Couple of hours later I (having forgot about switch due to old age) I get in the 90 to pop round a m8s and the damn thing wont start!!! Starter motor works but the engine wont fire!!!.

5 mins of cursing later I remember the switch. Throw it and the car starts!!!

Nearly 3 years to find an engine kill switch!!!!!

[Steven]

I forgot all about it  :lol:

[solihull-mick]

Had a lazy morning, worked late last night, missus rings me, still a bit sleepy, she says that the two rear tyres on my td5 are flat, S**T i said, running out in my boxers to find her and her mom grinning,  :shock:  got me hook line and sinker, oh well

[bezzabsa]

Had a lazy morning, worked late last night, missus rings me, still a bit sleepy, she says that the two rear tyres on my td5 are flat, S**T i said, running out in my boxers to find her and her mom grinning,  :shock:  got me hook line and sinker, oh well

PMSL :D:D:D

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

I did read an article in a work related mag, that bees were being trained to seek out and identify terrorists who were carrying explosives.
Apparently, the bees have been trained using a similar system to the Pavlov's Dog theory i.e they have been put on blocks of explosive that has been coated in sugar water, which the bees have then lapped up with their tongues.
Hence they now poke their tongues out when they smell or get near explosives.

When I first read the article over a cuppa at half 5 in the morning, I thought "Its amazing what they can do nowadays". It got me for at least half an hour, until I thought "Bull Cr*p!"

However I later found this link


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/1986769.stm


I'll leave it up to you to make up your own minds.
I'm now off to pick some spaghetti off the tree for dinner tomorrow.

[Range Rover Red]

Had a lazy morning, worked late last night, missus rings me, still a bit sleepy, she says that the two rear tyres on my td5 are flat, S**T i said, running out in my boxers to find her and her mom grinning,  :shock:  got me hook line and sinker, oh well

That's not funny.  Both my n/s tyres are flat for real.  One's got a nail in it and the other has developed a dodgy valve in the last few days, hissing out air as fast as I can pump it in and it's flat within 5 minutes.

[Bush Tucker Man]

Didn't one of the Sunday papers carry a story about painting double-yellow lines down the M6??

B*W used to try & prove the Germans had a sense of humour by placing adverts for gadgets fitted to their cars.

Yes... even one to say that they'd developed some little flashing orange lights to let other road users know which direction they were about to abruptly head in :lol:

[edy]

ma m8s dad got done a treat, first ma m8s mom said to him she was having an affair and then ma m8 said he was gay to his dad lol

he told them to get out of the house, and when they told him it was a joke he did not speak to them the 1st and the 2nd april

quite funny i thought :lol:  :lol:  :D  :lol: