Topic: News today - contest? (Read 11995 times)

BrumLee · « **Reply #30 on:** November 26, 2004, 21:53:41 »

There gripe is obviously aimed at Neil as they've took insipration from Piglet :lol: :lol:

Horness · « **Reply #31 on:** November 26, 2004, 22:03:27 »

Last one before I go out.

Horness · « **Reply #32 on:** November 26, 2004, 22:08:44 »

I love the "Driving endangers your baby and other children" slogan.

So does Jack Daniels, the number 52 bus, wasps, and standing in Argos at Christmas time.

Yet I don't see a ban for those nasty [!Expletive Deleted!] on the horizon. (Expletive? Expletive my arse).

Thrasher · « **Reply #33 on:** November 26, 2004, 22:15:48 »

Um..I'd stick those stickers on Piglet to prove a point. I drive my vehicle because it is MY CHOICE. When the people who want to legislate this policy stop being driven around in gas guzzling Jags and Bentleys, then I might sit back and think about an LPG conversion. Until then.....

Government? You sold it to me, you tax me for it.....go on, cut your nose off....

BrumLee · « **Reply #34 on:** November 26, 2004, 22:17:53 »

I believe economists prefer to drive these returning figures worse than my old 200tdi and top speed of nearly double:

Manual
Top speed: 164 mph
0-62 mph: 5.7 seconds
Fuel consumption: 26.9 mpg (combined cycle)

Automatic
Top speed: 160 mph
0-62 mph: 6.4 seconds
Fuel consumption: 25.4 mpg (combined cycle)

I think they should stick their warnings elsewhere

(artists impression below)

Andy the Landy · « **Reply #35 on:** November 26, 2004, 23:03:40 »

=D> =D> =D> I'll take one of each warning please - Will save me doing the repaint next year :D

davidlandy · « **Reply #36 on:** November 27, 2004, 08:45:44 »

id like the car as well

shall I get me coat........nah

Hightower · « **Reply #37 on:** November 27, 2004, 09:31:35 »

My favourites so far are Muddysteves '4x4's kill so get the hell out of my way' and Horness 'This vehicle smokes in public . . . .'

A couple of each please Tim when they go into production.
:D :D :D :D :D

Bob696 · « **Reply #38 on:** November 27, 2004, 10:20:32 »

I am tempted by the "4x4 kills so ...." but mirror imaged and produced as a sun visor so the idotd in front can read it in their mirror :twisted:

fesuvious · « **Reply #39 on:** November 27, 2004, 10:55:08 »

my 2p... sorry bout the spelling - my hand are cold and im shivering !

SteveH · « **Reply #40 on:** November 27, 2004, 11:10:35 »

apologies but this was rapidly done in paint..

Andy. · « **Reply #41 on:** November 27, 2004, 14:17:31 »

I like the above two, great :lol:

Wanderer · « **Reply #42 on:** November 27, 2004, 19:18:09 »

Me, I'd wear such a health warning on my motor with pride.
I am not a number........

Ed

Range Rover Blues · « **Reply #43 on:** November 28, 2004, 12:24:25 »

WARNING, THIS STRING IS SO FUNNY YOU MIGHT LAUGH YOUR A**E OFF!

Or fall off your chair,

or your sides might hurt.

Or you might get hoarse.

STOP IT NOW (or they'll ban it).

muky-kid. · « **Reply #44 on:** November 29, 2004, 23:29:40 »

:D Just a thought, why not get t shirts printed and sell on ebay or at billing. Money raised could go towards paying for a club weekend play site, or go towards paying for this top forum...? like i say just a thought. :D Theyve certainly put a smile on my face tonight...

Andy the Landy · « **Reply #45 on:** November 29, 2004, 23:52:16 »

:D Damn good idea Muky, it'd cost me a fortune cos I'd have to have 1 of each and a matching set for SWMBO.... Oh and not forgetting the 2 Brats aswell :lol:

muky-kid. · « **Reply #46 on:** November 30, 2004, 01:06:30 »

:D Well the Ramblers have there group ware ie ( bobble hats ). So well have our T shirts. Mud-club logo on front and Health Warning on the back. Should raise a phew eyebrowse....... lol

muky-kid. · « **Reply #47 on:** November 30, 2004, 19:52:33 »

:D Heres one i did earlier... A bit small but i hope you can still read it. :D

Andy. · « **Reply #48 on:** December 05, 2004, 20:30:36 »

It was mentioned briefly on Top Gear tonight 'the anti feeling towards 4x4's'.

In light of this and current moods do we have a sticker as yet :?:

muddyweb · « **Reply #49 on:** December 05, 2004, 20:39:09 »

We do indeed.

I'll post photos tomorrow... cost will be a slightly subsidised Ã‚Â£1.00 each

Andy. · « **Reply #50 on:** December 06, 2004, 21:12:16 »

Any photo's yet Tim :?:

muddyweb · « **Reply #51 on:** December 08, 2004, 10:41:12 »

OK.. sorry for the delay.

A few of the stickers have been added to the club shop under 'General Stickers'

Enjoy ! 8)

Hightower · « **Reply #52 on:** December 08, 2004, 11:16:18 »

Order placed :D :D :D

Range Rover Blues · « **Reply #53 on:** December 09, 2004, 15:43:08 »

Anyone watch 5th gear this week? A convincing arguament that my Range Rover is SAFER than a eurobox when it hits a pedestrian (plus it's easier to see/hear it coming, hell the ground shakes!) so I think we should be exploiting this:

Warning, this 4x4 is more pedestrian friendly than your Eurobox, be sure to ban it before people find out!

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