Hi stick this on the window and wait for the rantings via curtain window good fun.
PARKING VIOLATION
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This is not a parking ticket but, if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your bullheaded, inconsiderate feeble attempt at parking, you have taken up enough room for a 20 mule team, two elephants, a goat and a safari of pygmies.
The reason for giving you this is so that in future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple-minded drivers and you probably fit one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the motorway at about 4.30pm.)
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