I suggested she be get rid of that idea, or I would look for a nubile female Landy babe and scoot off with my pension! Ha! that kept her quiet for all of a minute!
I am adding salt to the wound by saying " I really fancy a WW2 Wilys Jeep".
Its very nice out here in the doghouse, especially now the warm weather is getting closer.
SWMBO would have packed my bags and sent me packing with a "Yea right" comment! Then I would have got drunk up the local pub and crawled back home smelling of beer and slept it off in the garage... Opps that’s a memory I possibly shouldn't have shared!
That sounds like a normal night in the life of LSP!
Come join the parade of the lost and tormented souls!