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Offline davidlandy

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« on: May 29, 2007, 21:10:33 »
not a poke a women drivers but I have just had a text from the wife whilst she is out in the car.....

"I think there is something wrong with my car. A teapot looking thing has just appeared on the dash."

 :shock:
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2007, 21:26:57 »
Stop it's time for a cupa.
Sorry could'nt help it  :oops:
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2007, 21:34:01 »
i know what that means :D

but then i like to know whats wrong with my car and how i can fix it..
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2007, 22:02:46 »
its gonna blow
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2007, 22:05:19 »
wht does it mean??


sorry im not good with modern cars
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2007, 22:05:58 »
Perhaps she has been a victim of the Alternative Car Jacking and Hot Beverage Gang?
That is when they break into your car and leave you a hot cup of Typhoo to refresh you for your journey home!

Its just a thought!
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2007, 22:07:50 »
Tell her to stop the engine immediately. Its the teapot management light. It could mean the bag is ruptured, or the tea/fuel ratio is all to cock.
Either way get it to a main dealer for diagnosis!
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2007, 22:10:27 »
I've been reliably informed by a rabit like colleague of mine that it's the oil warning light
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2007, 22:15:52 »
Quote from: "rollazuki"
Either way get it to a main dealer for diagnosis!


You mean the Tetley tea folk, for a re-fill  :roll:  :roll:  :lol:
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2007, 22:20:31 »
Quote from: "davidlandy"
not a poke a women drivers but I have just had a text from the wife whilst she is out in the car.....

"I think there is something wrong with my car. A teapot looking thing has just appeared on the dash."

 :shock:


Text her back and ask if there s a whistling sound  :wink:
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2007, 22:51:03 »
Hopefully she's not in need of a bit of OOOooooooo Dave?

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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2007, 23:07:04 »
Quote from: "The Landy Guy"
wht does it mean??


sorry im not good with modern cars

Usually oil level or oil pressure, something related to engine oil at least.
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2007, 00:17:02 »
ahhhhhhhhhh thats better, nice cuppa, with topped up oil  :D
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2007, 08:17:08 »
It's not the fuel warning light is it?  It depends on her idea of a teapot.
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2007, 08:26:15 »
Surely if it's the fuel light then it's a coffee pot  :roll:
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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2007, 09:51:19 »
You guys have got it all wrong... It means she is funning out of Milk and Sugar and therefore the tea mix is going to be wrong , this will cause the car to stop, burp than complain till its sorted... Again I'm telling too much about my own life here!
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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2007, 17:19:13 »
Is it the friendly policeman placing a teapot on the dash for a nice cuppa for him and her as it is going to take a long time to fill in all the forms to fine her as she was texting whilst driving???  :wink:  :lol:
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2007, 22:23:09 »
Daz got it right first - twas the oil low warning light!

topped it up with that expensive vw audi slx stuff and all is now fine!!
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