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Offline Evilgoat

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« on: June 21, 2007, 09:12:49 »
Made me giggle this morning. On the back of a LWB Paj, towbar, mahoosive armour plated back end and caked in crud.

'If you hit this, you'll probobly die, BACK OFF!'

Given I think the Zook would probobly have gone under the back...
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2007, 23:32:15 »
This one still makes me smile, I had it in the back window of the Discovery
(I've still got a couple somewhere)


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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2007, 02:45:24 »
I was following a horse box towed by a Defender.I eventually passed it and saw two blondes up front :)
The sticker on the rear of the Landrover read ... " Does my horse look big in this ? "
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2007, 04:10:18 »
horse riding type people are always skinny blondes by default
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2007, 08:23:52 »
Quote from: "abyssdj"
horse riding type people are always skinny blondes by default


And you can always spot their parents as well. They are the ones who look haggard, ill and financially insolvent!
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2007, 14:07:25 »
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "abyssdj"
horse riding type people are always skinny blondes by default


And you can always spot their parents as well. They are the ones who look haggard, ill and financially insolvent!


lol :D
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2007, 15:47:29 »
We had 2 on our old yellow car,

Mine was "So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time!"

Bettyblue22's was "Carefully Disguised As A Responsible Adult!"

I Like the others i have seen like:

If you can read this then i have lost me caravan!

Lost: Wife and dog, reward for dog!

and stuff like that :D
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2007, 15:55:44 »
I used to have one:

"Do you always drive that way or are you having phone sex?"
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2007, 14:35:31 »
Have seen a lot of
'Dont Steal!'
The government hates competition
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2007, 15:21:54 »
my fav sticker was on the rear end of the biggest trooper i've ever seen
it read "Attach your stranded landrover here"...it was stuck next to a nato hitch :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2007, 15:27:41 »
a mate at work had this on the back of his artic.

" Your skid stops here"
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2007, 20:45:47 »
I saw one finged in the dirt of a 12.5 tonn tail lift lorry.


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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2007, 23:24:18 »
iv got 1 saying (don't follow me you won't make it) 8)
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« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2007, 17:17:12 »
i got one that says "AT LEAST THIS 4X4 GOES OFF ROAD!"  :D
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