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Offline Evilgoat

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« on: July 02, 2007, 15:54:30 »
Just gone to sort out my holiday for next year to make up for the pretty rubbish year we are having :

   Description Quantity Price Total
  FLIGHT PRICE 2 GBP 137.00 GBP 274.00
  AIRPORT TAX & CHARGES 2 GBP 145.00 GBP 290.00
 
So the tax is more than the damn flights!
£290 leave the UK tax, bet we dont charge immigrants that much? Oh hang on, they get a free ride dont they?

Cheers Tony & Co, looks like having screwed the nuts off us with Tax they make sure we cant escape :evil:

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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2007, 16:20:11 »
why do you think I have a caravan  :wink: no extra money to the goverment for my holidays!!

Ok I cant go to the sayshells etc but I dont really want to go there anyway!
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2007, 17:25:57 »
I was going to go to Poland on one of those cheap flights to see how our European friends live back home. Apparently there's no-one there  :shock:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2007, 17:45:05 »
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I was going to go to Poland on one of those cheap flights to see how our European friends live back home. Apparently there's no-one there  :shock:  :lol:  :lol:


Ouch, not really PC......, you vertically challenged friend  :lol:  :wink:  :lol:  :wink:  :lol:  :wink: (mate)
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2007, 17:56:46 »
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Apparently there's no-one there  :shock:  :D  :D


Where are they all then?  :wink:  :wink:
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2007, 19:53:09 »
try Corby!
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2007, 20:41:22 »
You mean peterborough
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2007, 21:00:04 »
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why do you think I have a caravan  



SO you can pay more fuel DUTY togo on HOLIDAY... :?:  :?:  :?:
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2007, 21:19:52 »
Why do you think I don't go on holiday ?

Oh wait, no, that's because I'm busy running mud-club isn't it :D
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2007, 21:34:59 »
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Apparently there's no-one there  :shock:  :D  :D


Where are they all then?  :wink:  :wink:


most of them seem to be on a fruit farm i went to today :shock:  hundreds of them there were although i must say there were a few eastern european lovelies amongst them :wink:
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2007, 21:45:11 »
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why do you think I have a caravan  



SO you can pay more fuel DUTY togo on HOLIDAY... :?:  :?:  :?:


No duty on veg oil now for the first 2500litres!! Tesco is great :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2007, 09:22:32 »
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Apparently there's no-one there  :shock:  :D  :D


Where are they all then?  :wink:  :wink:


most of them seem to be on a fruit farm i went to today :shock:  hundreds of them there were although i must say there were a few eastern european lovelies amongst them :wink:


17% of Southampton's population is now Polish. So assuming the last census was close to accurate, thats about 200,000
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2007, 17:11:30 »
the sports world head depot is near here in shire brooke and there is the biggest factory type building i have ever seen, every worker there is polish!!
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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2007, 17:47:54 »
There's hundreds of Polish here too, lots work in the sandwich factory.

My mate has a car showroom, he recons the know 2 phrases of english.

"what I get for thousand pounds"

and "what year manufacture".

Not, is it taxed/tested/safe, what colour is it, has it got tyres etc etc.
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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2007, 19:42:11 »
A mate of mine works in a potato packing factory and she is the chief in charge. (she's english by the way)

She has learnt the phrase (along the lines of)

An armless moneky on steriods can pack faster than you, get on with it :lol:

I used to work with a polish lady at a well known mobile phone company that is also a colour :wink: she was a hard worker and a pleasure to watch too :lol:
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« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2007, 20:09:42 »


Oh How True This Is.....

I have a valeter / driver at work...... All I keep saying is Clean this, Clean that, wash them blah blah..... I went to a mate's garage today and he has a Russian woman working there, man o man does she work....

I need a Russian / Pole, no really!
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« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2007, 00:35:41 »
They used to say the same about Chinese imigrants, they worked for a living too.
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