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Buy me another drink she said
« on: July 15, 2007, 12:28:17 »
"Buy me another drink" says the wife at a do we went to last night
"No" i reply "you,ve had enough" upon which i get called boring old fart and several other names not fitting for a family forum :lol:





So i,m in smug mode this morning as she is doing a fine rendition of the frog chorus into the big white bowl upstairs :lol:  :lol:  still going strong after 4 hours :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2007, 15:41:39 »
remember

ZERO compassion
ZERO sympathy
ZERO help

cos thats what she would have done had you been in the same spot of bother.

plus she would have said.. told you so (hope you used that line today :) )

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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2007, 17:32:23 »
I have reminded her of the conversation where i said she had had enough :lol:  and the fact that when she has recovered there is still the car footwell to clean out :twisted:
its now biohazard status as the sun is beating down on the car :shock:
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2007, 17:57:22 »
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its now biohazard status as the sun is beating down on the car


Sun!!!!! Sun!!!!!!!

Lucky you!!!
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2007, 18:24:44 »
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I have reminded her of the conversation where i said she had had enough :lol:  and the fact that when she has recovered there is still the car footwell to clean out :twisted:
its now biohazard status as the sun is beating down on the car :shock:

Yuck.  Time to buy another car.
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2007, 00:01:36 »
Ah. One of them 'All hail the great Ohhh God' moments.

Often a sign of a good night out. Always a sign of a lousy morning after.

Who was it who claimed they believed in 'excess in everything, including moderation?'

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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2007, 00:33:08 »
Well I think you should take that drink up now, hair of the dog that bit you is supposed to be a good cure.  :)

I've found that a packet of resolve comes in handy for such occasions. Though last time I had a spinning room moment was pre children I think.  :shock:
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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2007, 00:42:51 »
What's the best thing for a really bad hangover in the morning?


















Getting drunk out of your face the night before :twisted:
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2007, 19:27:07 »
Ive never experienced talking to huey down the big white telephone from drunkenness. I think you should feel smug sir but think of all that money litteraly down the drain.  :?
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2007, 20:07:05 »
I think u should get her to shampoo the carpet and then clean all the landys u got  :)

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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2007, 00:20:44 »
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talking to huey down the big white telephone


Driving the porcelain truck :D
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2007, 01:01:35 »
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talking to huey down the big white telephone


Driving the porcelain truck :D


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