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Offline laser_jock99

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« on: August 09, 2007, 14:02:15 »
http://www.chelfing.com/page16.htm

Been chuckling all lunchtime on this site!
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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2007, 14:06:54 »
loved this bit :lol:  :lol:

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*NCAP testing for Chelfing Lunge planned for late 2009 due to minor fatalities in 2007's programme. Wanted ! NCAP test drivers for Chelfing Automotive. Generous salary and helmet provided. No gingers please. Apply to personnel department at Chelfing HQ



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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2007, 15:20:33 »
i like this bit!!!
 


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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2007, 15:30:03 »
That's a wind up, right?

Otherwise I'm off to test drive a my-stro at Kennings in Sheffield, even though they closed down.
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2007, 18:41:43 »
PMSL! :lol:
If want to walk it walk it, if you want to ride it ride it just leave me alone to drive it!

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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2007, 18:54:36 »
i liked this bit

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plus a subsidized canteen offering traditional Sino-Asian food***, and chips.

now thats what i call a selling point
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taking the best of early 1980’s British workmanship and the latest in Chinese materials. We expect production capacity to be around 200’000 vehicles per year at Wongbridge, with deliveries to our growing dealer network starting later in the year** as per plan”. Chelfing are at pains to refute claims in the local media (namely, the lying dogs at the Redditch Standard) that it will import 100% of the new labour force from the far east. Mr Giddur explains “Due to the highly competitive nature of the UK Automotive market, we cannot achieve the cost-targets required by using UK labour alone. Therefore it is possible that we will bring in a few containers of Sino-Asian labour to help us keep costs to a minimum. Keep on Chelfing”.

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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2007, 19:31:28 »
Well, I'm convinced! NOT!
Although it has to be said that the way that has been written is so ridiculous, it could well be true, which is a very scary thought! :shock:

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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2007, 20:15:51 »
Looks like them crafty chinese have re-branded rover,  :lol:  :lol:

All them containers of our eastern friends will be docking at Longbridge. :roll:
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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2007, 20:23:08 »
wongbridge lol and 30 day scooter warranty  :D  :D  :D
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2007, 20:25:34 »
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Another Industry first ! Not only were Chelfing the first company to give you 9 cupholders and koalaskin seats, we now offer integrated George Foreman Grill in the glovebox*. Enjoy a hot, freshly prepared snack from the convenience of your drivers seat, no need to stop at services to get your hotdog ! Grill only available on GGLS model, and replaces woman's side airbag.


Hurrah, a useful extra for the travelling person :D


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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2007, 21:14:42 »
i like this :lol:

Sponsorship

Chelfing Automotive are pleased to announce partnership with 'Team Chernobyl Racing', silly Englishmen racing old sportscar at Nurburgring for charity. In 2008 Chelfing will replace BMW as main vehicle for Team Chernobyl Racing. More at http://www.teamchernobylracing.com/
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2007, 03:21:17 »
Seen this on the site you mentioned potash

Brilliant :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2007, 09:44:17 »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol: EXELLENT, I will be forwarding this on email for days!!
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2007, 14:00:34 »
Chelfing SUV video on Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1coNJvIzA4

enjoy!
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2007, 21:51:26 »
Great spoof - untill you look at some of the other vids on the same page!
You think the Chelfing is a crock?  Check out the International CTX

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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2007, 21:53:54 »
read all the links, and look at the dealership names esp one of the australian ones :)

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« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2007, 02:28:34 »
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A drivers airbag is standard fitment, and pedestrian crash testing at the renowned Nanjing University test center revealed no significant vehicle damage at speeds of up to 55 mph.


Just the way it should be done!!  :lol:

 






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