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*NCAP testing for Chelfing Lunge planned for late 2009 due to minor fatalities in 2007's programme. Wanted ! NCAP test drivers for Chelfing Automotive. Generous salary and helmet provided. No gingers please. Apply to personnel department at Chelfing HQ
plus a subsidized canteen offering traditional Sino-Asian food***, and chips.
taking the best of early 1980’s British workmanship and the latest in Chinese materials. We expect production capacity to be around 200’000 vehicles per year at Wongbridge, with deliveries to our growing dealer network starting later in the year** as per planâ€. Chelfing are at pains to refute claims in the local media (namely, the lying dogs at the Redditch Standard) that it will import 100% of the new labour force from the far east. Mr Giddur explains “Due to the highly competitive nature of the UK Automotive market, we cannot achieve the cost-targets required by using UK labour alone. Therefore it is possible that we will bring in a few containers of Sino-Asian labour to help us keep costs to a minimum. Keep on Chelfingâ€.
Another Industry first ! Not only were Chelfing the first company to give you 9 cupholders and koalaskin seats, we now offer integrated George Foreman Grill in the glovebox*. Enjoy a hot, freshly prepared snack from the convenience of your drivers seat, no need to stop at services to get your hotdog ! Grill only available on GGLS model, and replaces woman's side airbag.
A drivers airbag is standard fitment, and pedestrian crash testing at the renowned Nanjing University test center revealed no significant vehicle damage at speeds of up to 55 mph.
