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Offline neil2860

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« on: August 15, 2007, 00:51:40 »
..."It's either me or the bike/car which has to go"




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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2007, 07:50:17 »
There's also 'Wife Trader'


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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2007, 18:29:52 »
PMSL very good!
If want to walk it walk it, if you want to ride it ride it just leave me alone to drive it!

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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 09:08:28 »
can you have a test ride before you buy


i'll get my coat :oops:  :oops:  :oops:
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 18:20:52 »
Way it should be and has been throughout my life TBH.
All my wives have known that they will always be second to my bikes.
If I ever find a woman that can make me feel as good as a bike does I may change my opinion, untill then I am prepared to divorce and pay for the privelidge...Life is far too short to be unhappy.....

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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 20:15:02 »
My wife:

owns a Capri

bought our first Range Rover :(biglove):

Found my LSE for me on Autotrader

Let me buy an RS2000

Can change wheelbearings

and knows some filthy jokes
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2007, 20:45:37 »
Got to say...

My wife is the one who suggested I take my Bike test :lol:

Knows how to change the drive a tractor and connect a 3 point linkage up.

Can gut a cow by hand..... :shock: ..... Don't ask long story! LOL

But best of all puts up with my 4x4 thing :lol:
If want to walk it walk it, if you want to ride it ride it just leave me alone to drive it!

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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2007, 21:03:24 »
Put it that way

Ali found the Zook as I was muttering about thinking of getting one and paid for it. And although she doesnt drive it too much off road, throughly loves every minute and often helps put it back togetrher after.
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2007, 21:24:40 »
Quote from: "Range Rover Blues"
My wife:

owns a Capri

bought our first Range Rover :(biglove):

Found my LSE for me on Autotrader

Let me buy an RS2000

Can change wheelbearings

and knows some filthy jokes


Mine used to jump into a mates 101FC & tear off down the road in it, rode a motorbike, traded insults with drunks when she was on her A&E rotation when Nurse training & raced Mountain Bikes for 2 years

And you ought to see the Nurses we know who are Barnsley born & bred :(scared):
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2007, 21:39:24 »
Mine was a biker chick tearing around on a CB250RS when I met her and she tolerates my off roading obsession providing I leave her some shopping money when I go off for the day :lol:

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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2007, 21:52:59 »
hope SWMBO does NOT see this:

low mileage, recently serviced, bodywork in good condition, very reliable for type, although can be troublesome to get started occasionally (once a month!) pleasure to drive and turns heads, believed to be fitted with performance exhaust due to loud dominating growl... comes with many, many accessories... but willing and able to drag stuck landrovers out of muddy holes. nice curvy bodykit, big spotlights! good workhorse..

Purse not included...

looking for something with lower running costs - would consider supercharged V8.

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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2007, 22:17:53 »
A womans turn to have her say me thinks:

Now on my 6th 4x4,
Ridden motorbikes since I was 16,
Can and often drive our tractor and JCB when needed,
Can maintain my own cars (to a point),
Work full time and run a business,
Can drink many of my male friends under the table...

So many talents...so little time.   :wink:
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