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« on: August 28, 2007, 10:55:31 »
Ok, So whats the caption for Mr Datalas here capturing this dangerous wild Discovery...

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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2007, 11:11:31 »
Klingon at the stern Captain....
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 12:03:27 »
<wisper>

With Incredible speed and amazing accuracy the hunter leaps and hangs onto his unsuspecting prey.
Certain break down and capture is the fate of the prey.

</wisper>
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 12:08:17 »
Illegal ravers were looking for the perfect spot to set up the decks!
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2007, 12:14:03 »
Caution...Gas refuelling in progress...no naked flames  :lol:
Did everyone see that?  Because I will NOT be doing it again!

 

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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2007, 12:21:13 »
Car theives are so hard round here, they break into moving cars.
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 13:16:17 »
A you come back with my MUD.......... :shock:

 

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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2007, 13:16:36 »
Quote from: "Devon-Rover"
<wisper>

With Incredible speed and amazing accuracy the hunter leaps and hangs onto his unsuspecting prey.
Certain break down and capture is the fate of the prey.

</wisper>


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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2007, 13:42:53 »
The mating habits of the rare yellow breasted Datalas often lead to some embarassing occurances.....





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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2007, 14:06:44 »
OI! You got me bloody Hi-Vis caught in the door!!

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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 14:57:14 »
"The master of the hunt was pleased with his new steed, whilst out hunting ramblers"
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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2007, 15:29:21 »
No you are wrong lads, it is not this one running on veggy oil.
I will jump on the next one that goes past and test that.





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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2007, 17:32:44 »
Just went you thought it was safe to go back to the off road course
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driver to passenger "i can hear a strange noise from the back end after we reversed into that biright post"
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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2007, 17:50:41 »
"Spiderman forgets his outift"
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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2007, 18:11:25 »
No-one said anything about banning the rear Bull Bars. :)

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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2007, 18:13:33 »
Darren tries to jump the Discovery on his invisible horse
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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2007, 18:14:47 »
Man gets fly zip stuck in rear door handle!!!:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2007, 18:24:36 »
Oh how posh they have the new datalas reversing sensor
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« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2007, 21:01:37 »
Oi, Get Off My Land......................................................Rover
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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2007, 21:08:11 »
"Oh please, let me back in, I promise not to fart again."
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« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2007, 21:30:47 »
one life - ride it

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« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2007, 21:31:29 »
Does my bum look big in this :?:
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« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2007, 21:40:47 »
drive quick my shoes are on fire!
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« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2007, 21:43:42 »
to infinity and beyond :lol:
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« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2007, 18:02:13 »
Conductor mistakes disco for bus........... and is sacked!
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« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2007, 09:21:56 »
Yeah Yeah – course I love ya!! :twisted:
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« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2007, 10:49:32 »
Unsettling evidence that it is true that cars are an extension of the male appendage

 






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