I think my dog is a witch!

[lambert]

Found a good deep bit of river and decided to throw my spaniel in ducking stool style and blow me he floats! Does that make him a witch?

[BrumLee]

You mean you forgot to put the bricks in the sack  :shock:  :lol:  :lol:

[lambert]

Ah is that what i missed? :D

[wrecker]

not trying to out do ya mate but went to cornwall for a holiday,

went fishing for the day only to find out my dog had jumpd up in the back of my zook,and eat the bait and HOOK :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

took her to the vets and nothing they can do apart from pass it as they say :roll:  :lol:

still ant lost her hunger for my bl**dy trainers tho :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

mark

[littlepow]

Found a good deep bit of river and decided to throw my spaniel in ducking stool style and blow me he floats! Does that make him a witch?

So the dog is as light as a duck,  :hmm:

Best keep on his good side, do strange things happen when he's on his own?

[muddyjlx]

is the dog made of wood then
and did it turn you into a newt :lol:

[lambert]

Does the ability to open mars bars without hands count as magic. Cos he can do that without any outward sign of effort.  8)

[SWEETY]

Does the ability to open mars bars without hands count as magic. Cos he can do that without any outward sign of effort.  8)

No he's just a healthy dog thinking of his belly :lol:  :lol:
It's like when I have a pint in the house, i'll go to the toilet leaving a full pint & come back to only a 1/4 of a pint left

[lambert]

Well he is on a diet only another 6 kilo's to get off him. Just wish that was all i needed to loose! :roll:

[BrumLee]

It's like when I have a pint in the house, i'll go to the toilet leaving a full pint & come back to only a 1/4 of a pint left

And in our house that'd be 1/4 pint of dog splother left in the bottom of the glass  :shock: I wish the missus kissed me like the dog, wet with plenty of tongue  :lol:  :lol:  hold on, that's granny I'm thinking of, not the dog  :shock:  :lol:

[Drift]

This is what mine got up to last week when I took my eye off me pint  :shock:

[wizard]

My pooch thinks he is a parrot




wizard :twisted:

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

Found a good deep bit of river and decided to throw my spaniel in ducking stool style and blow me he floats! Does that make him a witch?

No, that makes him a duck. If he sank, he would be a fish.

[littlepow]

Does the ability to open mars bars without hands count as magic. Cos he can do that without any outward sign of effort.  8)

Not when he's a dog, they don't have any hands!  :roll:

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

Does the ability to open mars bars without hands count as magic. Cos he can do that without any outward sign of effort.  8)

Not when he's a dog, they don't have any hands!  :roll:

Does that mean that Marianne Faithful was a dog, coz she made a Mars Bar disapear!

[dave_2A_2.25Turbo]

Thought that was Yoko?

[BrumLee]

My pooch thinks he is a parrot

No he doesn't, he's another alcoholic dog trying to lick the beer out your beard  :lol:  :lol:

Wizard, you need to feed that Boerboel as he's looking slightly under-sized    :lol:  :lol: