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How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
« on: September 05, 2007, 16:28:20 »
........................................... :? ................. I Dunno, but I am sure someone can come up with a witty answer, because i can't!!
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2007, 16:31:47 »
A dozen....

One to change it and 11 to stand around telling stories or saying "Hssss... wouldn't do that mate... you need the left handed widget spinner to disengage the wotsit"!

 :twisted:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2007, 16:42:21 »
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A dozen....

One to change it and 11 to stand around telling stories or saying "Hssss... wouldn't do that mate... you need the left handed widget spinner to disengage the wotsit"!

 :twisted:  :lol:  :lol:


and another to tow the new bulb there with an 'A' frame
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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2007, 17:02:02 »
Depends if it's before or after the bar opening time  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2007, 17:09:05 »
Dunno cant even find the light switch to see how many are in the room  :?
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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2007, 17:11:12 »
Depends on the member.

Some just hold it up and the world revolves around them to screw it in (So they think)

Some smash the old one to bits and realise they cant get the old one out.

Some Buy a special racing bulb from a certain dealer which explodes and wiped the UK of the map

Some buy a competiton bulb from another company which is ultra small and bright enough to weld stainless

And theres the Lucas bulbs.... Oh hang on, is that why we are chainging it?
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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2007, 17:36:19 »
At least two, one to change the bulb and one to take the picture of his predicament.
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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2007, 20:31:27 »
what if you count police,medics,fire,

cos some will say,,,wet your finger mate,dont know weather the switch is on or off, :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2007, 00:34:55 »
dissapointed  :(

i was hoping for:

6

1 to take it out ,after 5 of his mates came round for a cuppa, take it into the double garage, and spend 1  weekend trying to repair it after taking several hundred pictures of the removal ,the brew making, the nice garden and plants , and look where i park my landys upsetting the neighbours, my snap on tool boxes,

come on get it right !! :D
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2007, 19:57:20 »
Depends if its a lady mud club member, since having my son 6 months ago I seem to be able to do almost anything one handed, a light bulb should be a breeze :)

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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2007, 21:12:32 »
None...far too busy on here!
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2007, 21:23:48 »
If it is a Disco headlight bulb it probley hassn't blown they are supposed to be that dim :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2007, 12:31:02 »
Dont bother there's at least another 4 on the roof bar and whatever is on the front bar will do the job for now :)
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2007, 13:05:52 »
Kev, you look like you've ram raided Brookwells and driven straight out the other side!
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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2007, 14:53:42 »
Quote from: "hobbit"
Dont bother there's at least another 4 on the roof bar and whatever is on the front bar will do the job for now :)


is that yours Kev?
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