All this talk of leaving! So, a few people got upset, everybody chill for a while and then come back.
As I was once told by a very wise, if slightly odd, man
"If you throw a stone into a bucket of water, the ripples spread outwards. But if you throw a stone into a bucket of three toed sloths, they just lie there saying 'please stop it'"
What that means exactly, I have no idea, but I'm sure to someone, somewhere, it will mean something.
I'm going to put on my lycra trousers now and do a very poor impression of a competent cyclist. Squeak.