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Offline GREENI

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« on: September 12, 2007, 20:01:38 »
Because there is a lot of people who don't love there job on my other topic, what's your dream job ?????

I would love be a public service HITMAN

You know, the phone call would go something like ;
"Hello is that Greeni ? I have a 'chav' in my town who verbally abuses old Mrs Miggins from no. 42, can you come sort the situation out ?"

MINT !!!

Or more realistically I would like to be a Professional Sperm Donator !!!
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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2007, 20:19:52 »
A job where I can earn shed loads of cash, do naff all to earn it, not be answerable to anyone.

A politician!
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2007, 20:30:26 »
Am I the sad one of the bunch that would say a management accountant preferably doing cost and variance analysis?  :oops:

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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2007, 20:44:46 »
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Am I the sad one of the bunch that would say a management accountant preferably doing cost and variance analysis?  :oops:

Jess


 you be talking in tongues, you be! Is you sure you is not in league with the Horned One?
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2007, 20:48:45 »
Horned one as in Devil? Depends who you talk to, but as far as accounts go, I'm a nice accountant :)
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2007, 20:50:24 »
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Horned one as in Devil? Depends who you talk to, but as far as accounts go, I'm a nice accountant :)


Sounds like devil talk for ...........................Tax Inspector! Doomed, doomed, I tell ye! Sucks our blood, they does!
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2007, 20:52:58 »
Lol, oh no... I hate tax! I'd be the mean person that would cost up jobs and charge you over the odds for them  :twisted:
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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2007, 21:06:45 »
Dream Job, can I be greedy??


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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2007, 21:19:18 »
Hows about driving round the Yorkshire Dales delivering paint ?

And it wasn't me who spilt a gallon of polyurethane varnish down Pool Bank, or emulsioned that car park in Otley magnolia, or did the same at Giggleswick School - honest ...
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2007, 21:26:35 »
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1. Costume fitter for Jeri Ryan if they ever make a new series of 'Star-Trek:Voyager'
"Set Phasers to Stunning"


Do you want an assistant!!!!!!!!!!!  =P~  =P~  =P~  =P~
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2007, 21:28:40 »
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1. Costume fitter for Jeri Ryan if they ever make a new series of 'Star-Trek:Voyager'
"Set Phasers to Stunning"


Do you want an assistant!!!!!!!!!!!  =P~  =P~  =P~  =P~


No, I can manage all by myself thankyou.

If they don't make a new series, I'll be happy to assist with her wardrobe in that District Attorny TV programme 'Shark'
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2007, 21:59:30 »
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Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"
1. Costume fitter for Jeri Ryan if they ever make a new series of 'Star-Trek:Voyager'
"Set Phasers to Stunning"


Do you want an assistant!!!!!!!!!!!  =P~  =P~  =P~  =P~


No, I can manage all by myself thankyou.

If they don't make a new series, I'll be happy to assist with her wardrobe in that District Attorny TV programme 'Shark'


Now you see, you're not very creative, you should have asked to *be* her wardrobe ...
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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2007, 22:09:35 »
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If they don't make a new series, I'll be happy to assist with her wardrobe in that District Attorny TV programme 'Shark'


Sound fair to me, you help move her heavy wardrobe, and I’ll sort out her clothes!!!!!!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2007, 22:16:01 »
i'v already got my dream job :lol:
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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2007, 22:18:21 »
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If they don't make a new series, I'll be happy to assist with her wardrobe in that District Attorny TV programme 'Shark'


Sound fair to me, you help move her heavy wardrobe, and I’ll sort out her clothes!!!!!!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Yes, but I'll sneak her out in it :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2007, 22:30:23 »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2007, 22:52:41 »
the chief tyre tester at d44  :P  :P
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« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2007, 18:59:46 »
bit hard to say really as my dream would be to have enough money to give up work, and choose how i spend my time.....

something involving 4x4's I guess... or fast cars... or hot women....or hot women in 4x4's/ fast cars.. :lol:
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« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2007, 20:17:21 »
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A job where I can earn shed loads of cash, do naff all to earn it, not be answerable to anyone.

A politician!



that..... although i hadnt thought a bout the politician bit...
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« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2007, 11:56:49 »
i did see a nice job offer in a mag... flying seaplanes around British Columbia doing scenic tours 8)

iv only got 1 hours flying under my belt, so i hope its still there in a few years  :lol:
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« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2007, 12:38:41 »
I fancy getting a bit of land, having an orchard and making cider, growing a few veg and possibly keeping some rare breed pigs - if I can make a living out of it and call it a job I don't know.
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« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2007, 17:00:28 »
id be Jeremy clarkson!! :lol:  Hoon round in fast cars all dy showing off for the cameras! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2007, 18:50:23 »
i want to be THE TRANSPORTER  :lol:  8)

what a cool job that would be.,...
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