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« on: September 23, 2007, 12:06:41 »
For the first time in my 33 years on the planet my man boobs have the slightest indication of actually sagging! This is appaling and i just can't stand for it!
 
Diet time! :shock:  :evil:
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2007, 12:11:43 »
Moobs as i like to call then  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2007, 12:34:49 »
Join the club. :oops:
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2007, 12:56:44 »
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For the first time in my 33 years on the planet my man boobs have the slightest indication of actually sagging! This is appaling and i just can't stand for it!
 
Diet time! :shock:  :evil:


I've got a spare training bra that I'm well grown out of, free if you promise to post pictures of you wearing it. :lol: :oops:  :shock:  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2007, 13:02:30 »
Oh dear! This could descend into a discussion on closet transvestism! Not that I disagree with that. I embrace Diversity.
On the subject of 'moobs'. Gravity and beer are to blame! I am now on stage one of the diet, namely thinking about it over a beer, a ciggie and lard burger. Its going quite well!
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2007, 13:04:39 »
well i have tonk PECS so.... na, na, nana, na!
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2007, 13:12:36 »
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well i have tonk PECS so.... na, na, nana, na!


Your time will come! Mock ye not, for the 'moobs' will get you! :twisted:

The pic shows you before and after your first few weeks at uni, after the temptations of beer, fast food and nights of 'avin it large!'
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2007, 13:16:58 »
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well i have tonk PECS so.... na, na, nana, na!


I must say i am in the  same boat as TDi90, my moobs aint formed yet, just nice solid pecs :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2007, 13:20:33 »
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Quote from: "TDi90"
well i have tonk PECS so.... na, na, nana, na!


I must say i am in the  same boat as TDi90, my moobs aint formed yet, just nice solid pecs :lol: :lol:


See above, Spyke Boi! :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2007, 13:22:30 »
Thank god i aint at Uni for a while then!! HeeHee!!
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2007, 14:01:18 »
Wait till after christmas then if you think your verticle and horizontal hold has gone now.  :lol:

Time to move from Ale to Malts  :wink:
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2007, 16:48:59 »
Quote from: "TDi90"
well i have tonk PECS so.... na, na, nana, na!


Rob

Gravity and time are not friends of pecs...

Your time will come :twisted:
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2007, 17:18:21 »
Quote from: "Bigbluemaverick"
For the first time in my 33 years on the planet my man boobs have the slightest indication of actually sagging! This is appaling!


Too much information.  Just wear a couple of layers of clothing and no-one will know.
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2007, 17:44:33 »
arnie looks like he,s got a puncture in the second photo :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2007, 20:12:27 »
Quote from: "beast5680"
arnie looks like he,s got a puncture in the second photo :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2007, 21:37:24 »
Wel I for one used to have a 6 pack but now have graduated to a keg.

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« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2007, 22:49:06 »
i don't wanna grow old :lol:
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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2007, 22:55:21 »
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i don't wanna grow old :lol:


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2007, 08:55:54 »
Hi,

Geoff comments on the fact that some men may have a six pack - he has a lurpack!

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« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2007, 13:15:04 »
Some women (I for one) prefer my men built for comfort, not for speed.

Sleeping with a skinny bloke (even with pecs and a 6-pack) is like sleeping with a deckchair.  Tried once, never again!

Anyway, there's more beer in a barrel than a 6-pack! :twisted:
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« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2007, 14:32:07 »
freshers week is immence, although, my belly has grown a tad!!
but the pecs are beautiful still! - training :D
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« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2007, 14:38:04 »
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freshers week is immence, although, my belly has grown a tad!!
but the pecs are beautiful still! - training :D


Must remeber to bring the BB gun next laning sesh. Plastic BBs hurt a lot more on Muscle :)
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« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2007, 14:38:54 »
lol. whitch is when btw?
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« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2007, 18:35:46 »
Quote from: "The Ant Hill Mob"
Some women (I for one) prefer my men built for comfort, not for speed.

Sleeping with a skinny bloke (even with pecs and a 6-pack) is like sleeping with a deckchair.  Tried once, never again!

Anyway, there's more beer in a barrel than a 6-pack! :twisted:


Now your talkin girl!!  Keep going :wink:  :lol:
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