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« on: October 25, 2007, 19:46:11 »
Thought I`d share this funny moment with everyone !
Last night I told my son to go for a shower. Thinking he had been in there for a while I went  to check he was ok.
The bathroom door opened and out came my son with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his chin. Nothing odd I hear you all think !
Well he`s only 13 and had recently developed what I would call a furry caterpillar under his nose, also 5 hairs under his chin lol.
My son took one look at me and my face must have been a picture.
"Yes mum I`ve tried to shave"
I tried to control myself cos at this point my sides were splitting through laughter ( Cruel I know )
I then found out he`d tried to wet shave with just water and a razor !
So now he has 2 cuts on his chin through dragging the razor sideways.
Well I think he has learnt by his mistake and I`m sure he`ll make many more. COS AFTER ALL NONE OF US ARE PERFECT !!!!  :lol:
Did somebody say MUD ?

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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2007, 20:16:44 »
Ouch  :shock:
First shave's are so funny but so dangerous  :lol:
Time to break out the electric razor  :wink:
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2007, 20:18:24 »
tell hime to buy a decent electric one... or a decent shaving gel





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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2007, 14:05:14 »
HWTHSBO invariably cuts himself with cheapo razors and is forever buying the latest one with three blades, four, or the most recent one had FIVE!!!  He gets them and then is too stingy to buy the blades to go in them - the bathroom is now full of the latest offerings from Gillette, Wilkinson Sword and whoever else you care to mention.

He did have a couple of those with the guard wires and managed to cut himself with those as well :shock:
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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2007, 14:39:42 »
Gillette Mach 5 Turbo have the little lubricating strip thingy and seem to be about the best.  The Wilkinson ones are all useless - clog up with hair in seconds.  I prefer a wet shave to electric - doesn't take any longer, and I think you get better results.
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2007, 15:00:15 »
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Gillette Mach 5 Turbo have the little lubricating strip thingy and seem to be about the best.  The Wilkinson ones are all useless - clog up with hair in seconds.  I prefer a wet shave to electric - doesn't take any longer, and I think you get better results.


I've kinda stuck with them here, they seem to do the job niceley unlike the W/S latest that feels like i've just shaved with a power sander. Or worse BICs (Shudder)
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2007, 18:20:21 »
Quote from: "Evilgoat"
BICs (Shudder)


I dont mind the 1 bladed bics, aslong as I use lots of alpha gel (king of shaves) and hot water there's no problem, but I do miss my braun 3 swivel head shaver, with mustach trimmer and digital display...

ahh the good old days we had. never quite the same as a wet blade shave, but very good if you just want to get up and go





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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2007, 18:32:54 »
I made the fatal error of leaving my razor out when my daughter first decided to shave her legs.
I went to get myself ready for work and ended up ploughing my face, as opposed to shaving it. It looked like I had had a bitch slapping session with Freddy Kruger and had lost!
Bloomin' kids! :evil:

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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2007, 19:09:09 »
my first shave sum how ended up in cutting my ear n having blood going all down my neck :P



god knows y i had a shaver on my ear  :?
would a midget fall over doing the limbo???

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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2007, 19:12:33 »
My first shave was done properly... but i watched a lot of ad's back then  8)





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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 20:02:18 »
Gilette Mach 3 & a good gel does it for me


But sometimes twice a day though, if I'm on earlies, I'm getting shaved at 04:30, so if going anywhere in the evening - I need to shave again
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2007, 22:29:23 »
When I joined the army as a boy soldier at the tender age of 15.5... one guy in the troop became known as chunks... yes.. he worked out and was a cross country runner and had muscles where we all had .. well...skin!

But the reason for his christening was morning one... after being run ragged the day before, we were up at oh 500 (oh for "Oh my god it's early!", as a great man once said). We all HAD to shave... but he was still kinda asleep at the mirror and well... he was a mess... he had shaved whole chunks out of his face... and... well... you get the rest...!

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