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Offline muddydisco

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« on: December 01, 2007, 19:45:13 »
There's 12 women down stairs having a ANN SUMMERSS PARTY. I have got the job of looking after the kids upstairs. [/b]
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2007, 19:47:27 »
HOLY MOLY Pm your address quick.....Quicker...I haven't got it yet....COME ON YOU SELFISH $$%£"^* QUICKLY.....
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2007, 19:50:39 »
Run mate... run like the wind....



























.......To the corner shop for spare batteries! :wink:  :oops:
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2007, 19:52:33 »
Quote from: "Boggert"
Run mate... run like the wind....
.......To the corner shop for spare batteries! :wink:  :oops:


I carry loads of Duracell AA and AAA batteries all the time....
C'mon where's this PM !!
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2007, 19:53:04 »
Time for some night laning?
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2007, 19:56:00 »
:shock:  my Mrs is at an Anne Summers party and Im left with the kids  :(
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2007, 19:56:27 »
think of the rewards matey  :lol:

My husband recoomends drillnig pilot holes through the ceiling/floor first. He will die soon
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2007, 19:57:18 »
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HOLY MOLY Pm your address quick.....Quicker...I haven't got it yet....COME ON YOU SELFISH $$%£"^* QUICKLY.....
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEvPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEvPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE


Get to take a couple home i'll drop some off for you :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2007, 19:58:59 »
Sod that, I want simply crash the party....
I think this will go down as another excuse for not having kids...
upstairs indeed  [-X
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2007, 20:00:59 »
Quote from: "muddydisco"
Quote from: "GREENI"
HOLY MOLY Pm your address quick.....Quicker...I haven't got it yet....COME ON YOU SELFISH $$%£"^* QUICKLY.....
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEvPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEvPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE


Get to take a couple home i'll drop some off for you :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


SWEET my address is....
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2007, 20:05:46 »
Quote from: "GREENI"
Quote from: "muddydisco"
Quote from: "GREENI"
HOLY MOLY Pm your address quick.....Quicker...I haven't got it yet....COME ON YOU SELFISH $$%£"^* QUICKLY.....
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEvPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEvPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE


Get to take a couple home i'll drop some off for you :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


SWEET my address is....


Most of them live by you GREENI newcastle end they work @ bristolstreet motors.
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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2007, 20:56:42 »
Muddydisco.....go downstairs now and order me a 'rampant rabbit'!   :wink:
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2007, 21:13:47 »
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Muddydisco.....go downstairs now and order me a 'rampant rabbit'!   :wink:


you naughty girl







thats how rumours start :wink:
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2007, 21:55:58 »
There was a tech at the newcastle ford dealer that went with the admin girl and she brought him a strap-on :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2007, 22:15:25 »
muddydisco....did you order me a R R?  Please say you did.   [-o<

Busy getting the wiring set up to the battery from the JCB....that should last a bit longer.     :(biggrin):
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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2007, 22:33:26 »
Quote from: "biodiesel-queen"
muddydisco....did you order me a R R?  Please say you did.   [-o<

Busy getting the wiring set up to the battery from the JCB....that should last a bit longer.     :(biggrin):



Ordered you 2 in case you wear them out :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2007, 23:07:42 »
Quote from: "biodiesel-queen"
muddydisco....did you order me a R R?  Please say you did.   [-o<

Busy getting the wiring set up to the battery from the JCB....that should last a bit longer.     :(biggrin):


Good girl

I can wired a nice 120 amp alternator to the JCB to keep that rabbit going for weeks  :wink:  :lol:
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« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2007, 23:21:43 »
sit it out.. rewards will come when the other guests have gone home...

....women get all giddy at these pareties, and may wish to try out there new purchases...

PLEASE NOTE:

run like the wind if you hear somewthing buzzing, some of those reps are sick sick people, and convince some women that their partners may find pleasure in an act which i can only describe as purely humiliating and very un-hygenic! :shock:
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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2007, 23:51:50 »
you could easilly scar your kids for life  :twisted:  go on i dare you
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« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2007, 00:04:36 »
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you could easilly scar your kids for life  :twisted:  go on i dare you


Never mind the kids...scar me for life...I challenge you  :lol:
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« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2007, 09:16:20 »
Quote from: "biodiesel-queen"
muddydisco....did you order me a R R?  Please say you did.   [-o<

Busy getting the wiring set up to the battery from the JCB....that should last a bit longer.     :(biggrin):


Go for it girl, you can borrow my compressor if you want!  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2007, 09:17:52 »
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Quote from: "biodiesel-queen"
muddydisco....did you order me a R R?  Please say you did.   [-o<

Busy getting the wiring set up to the battery from the JCB....that should last a bit longer.     :(biggrin):


Go for it girl, you can borrow my compressor if you want!  :lol:  :lol:


An electric powered Range Rover? Excellent! I want one!
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« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2007, 10:41:20 »
I ordered her Ladyship a Nun outfit once. Never again!
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« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2007, 10:50:48 »
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "Boggert"
Quote from: "biodiesel-queen"
muddydisco....did you order me a R R?  Please say you did.   [-o<

Busy getting the wiring set up to the battery from the JCB....that should last a bit longer.     :(biggrin):


Go for it girl, you can borrow my compressor if you want!  :lol:  :lol:


An electric powered Range Rover? Excellent! I want one!


its not a range rover she means

its summat that will make her all excited  :lol:

i if you read through you will say you dont want 1 unless you bat for the other team  :lol:
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« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2007, 11:46:01 »
i would of bought some cheap cctv and sat upstairs very quietly watching :shock:  :oops:

when i use to organise stag and hen parties the girls were always loads worse than the men  :wink:
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« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2007, 12:16:35 »
Quote from: "muddymesser"
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "Boggert"
Quote from: "biodiesel-queen"
muddydisco....did you order me a R R?  Please say you did.   [-o<

Busy getting the wiring set up to the battery from the JCB....that should last a bit longer.     :(biggrin):


Go for it girl, you can borrow my compressor if you want!  :lol:  :lol:


An electric powered Range Rover? Excellent! I want one!


its not a range rover she means

its summat that will make her all excited  :lol:

i if you read through you will say you dont want 1 unless you bat for the other team  :lol:


Not a Range Rover? What a shame! I embrace Diversity, and think that Brighton is a lovely place!
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« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2007, 18:23:26 »
Quote from: "Ja1983"
sit it out.. rewards will come when the other guests have gone home...

....women get all giddy at these pareties, and may wish to try out there new purchases...

PLEASE NOTE:

run like the wind if you hear somewthing buzzing, some of those reps are sick sick people, and convince some women that their partners may find pleasure in an act which i can only describe as purely humiliating and very un-hygenic! :shock:


and what would that be ?

i think i might have missed out on that section of the catalogue
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« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2007, 19:19:00 »
My fingers are in my ears and I'm saying, lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala............
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« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2007, 21:06:48 »
Went Christmas shopping last week and, during a momentary lack of concentration, I wandered into the Ann Summers shop.....Well that's my Christmas pressies sorted for this year!!!!    WAAAHHEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!   :(bigsmile):
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« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2007, 21:16:48 »
Quote from: "biodiesel-queen"
Went Christmas shopping last week and, during a momentary lack of concentration, I wandered into the Ann Summers shop.....Well that's my Christmas pressies sorted for this year!!!!    WAAAHHEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!   :(bigsmile):


Their chewing gum tastes awful!
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