Topic: Fornicating with robots :-o (Read 3256 times)

Yoshi · « **on:** January 03, 2008, 14:22:57 »

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080103/tuk-sex-with-robots-a-view-of-the-future-45dbed5.html

landraver · « **Reply #1 on:** January 03, 2008, 14:56:46 »

I like the fact that they've put a Tesco ad by the article.......

"Every Little Helps!!!"

Jeff

denviks · « **Reply #2 on:** January 03, 2008, 15:53:29 »

god what did you type in to get that article :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

strapping young lad · « **Reply #3 on:** January 03, 2008, 15:58:05 »

soo many rude remarks could be put here but its a family forum!

Tommo · « **Reply #4 on:** January 03, 2008, 16:10:24 »

yeah great but lets face it, nothings gonna get done is it???!!!

Yoshi · « **Reply #5 on:** January 03, 2008, 17:34:54 »

It was on the front page of yahoo when i went in to try and find an email in me online junk folder!

denviks · « **Reply #6 on:** January 03, 2008, 17:37:04 »

Quote from: BadgersRover on January 03, 2008, 17:34:54

It was on the front page of yahoo when i went in to try and find an email in me online junk folder!

a likely story if you ask me :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

scary thought though huh :shock: :shock: :shock:

Disco Matt · « **Reply #7 on:** January 03, 2008, 18:10:49 »

I can't help but think of the unfortunate incident that befell Rimmer in the first Red Dwarf book...

carbore · « **Reply #8 on:** January 03, 2008, 18:12:17 »

Whats this robots name again ??????????

MuddyMike · « **Reply #9 on:** January 03, 2008, 18:55:28 »

How's that going to work when some guy got prosecuted for having sex with a bike.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Mike

carbore · « **Reply #10 on:** January 03, 2008, 19:46:21 »

Technically he raped the bike because it was "two tired" to resist! boom boom..... :oops:

corrosiverob · « **Reply #11 on:** January 03, 2008, 19:48:05 »

Quote from: carbore on January 03, 2008, 18:12:17

Whats this robots name again ??????????

bender!!!!

[-X [-X :oops: :P :clap:

Dennis the diesel · « **Reply #12 on:** January 03, 2008, 21:42:01 »

Having been married for a 'few years', I can see a couple of advantages -

On / Off switch

Mute switch

'Could' be programmed to upgrade without too much fuss

no 'In-Laws'

If you didn't like what it was wearing, instead of a lengthy 'will this do' conversation, a quick re-spray will do

I'm sure you can think of some more...........

CaptainColourful · « **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2008, 00:21:58 »

:-#

As long as it paints the ceiling itself afterwards !

narked · « **Reply #14 on:** January 04, 2008, 00:34:52 »

Now, I'm not trying to defend the concept of making love to a bicycle here, however, he was doing it in private, in a locked room! Cleaners let 'emselves in, and suddenly it's a crime!

Back to the robots, I'm all for it, probably more caring and feeling than my missus! Lonely types will however be opening rather large electricity bills with hand-scribbled notes along the lines of "how come you're using so much electric in the evening sir?! we know what YOU'RE getting upto!".

Lord Shagg-Pyle · « **Reply #15 on:** January 04, 2008, 00:56:35 »

Hang on!
Something that is electrically powered mixing with 'water' based fluids? :shock:

I'll leave it right there!!!!!!!!!!!!

ronttuk · « **Reply #16 on:** January 04, 2008, 14:22:13 »

ive already got a robot as a mrs!!!

she does everthing i ask no problem but i wish i could find the mute button somtimes!!! ouch she read that ouch !!

lee celtic · « **Reply #17 on:** January 04, 2008, 21:10:20 »

I Heard of a guy getting caught making love to his truck. :shock:

Now he's HGV pozative :dance: :dance:

Bouncy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 06, 2008, 15:00:15 »

"Mr Levy believes that the people most likely to use a robot for sex are those who are too ugly or too isolated to find human romance.

He said: "They're lonely, they're miserable. I think society will be a much better place when they have an alternative that satisfies them without doing any harm to other people."

He's a charmer.

Has he looked in the mirror lately ?

gtomo2 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 06, 2008, 19:17:37 »

Love this line
or two.

Mr Levy also believes that relationships with robots may not just be about sex - people may end up marrying them as well.

"The question is not if this will happen, but when," he said, adding that he expected the state of Massachusetts to be the first in the US to allow it.

Silvery Thing · « **Reply #20 on:** January 06, 2008, 19:47:23 »

Quote from: gtomo2 on January 06, 2008, 19:17:37

Mr Levy also believes that relationships with robots may not just be about sex - people may end up marrying them as well.

Bloody heck.... getting married and being told what to do by flesh and blood is bad enough but being ordered about by a robot is too much to consider [-X :shock:

Disco Matt · « **Reply #21 on:** January 06, 2008, 20:05:47 »

Quote from: gtomo2 on January 06, 2008, 19:17:37

Love this line
or two.

Mr Levy also believes that relationships with robots may not just be about sex - people may end up marrying them as well.

"The question is not if this will happen, but when," he said, adding that he expected the state of Massachusetts to be the first in the US to allow it.

I predict two outcomes:

Republicans march on Washington waving placards "Robot love is wrong love"

San Francisco opens Robot bars

:lol:

Biodiesel-Bev · « **Reply #22 on:** January 06, 2008, 20:27:34 »

I get the impression that most of the replies on this subject are from blokes and you're all presuming that the robots will be anatomically 'female'...what if they can only make 'male' ones - female ones being too complicated due to the higher intelligence of females! #-)

I want to know, will the robots be able to do anything else such as DIY, washing the car, ironing, vacuuming, cooking, cleaning...you know, all the things that men can't do. :roll: Or are they just going to be a glorified 'blow-up doll'. I wonder if they will come with interchangable parts??? :shock: Will you be able to specify height, size etc... ;)

Silvery Thing · « **Reply #23 on:** January 07, 2008, 11:21:20 »

Quote from: biodiesel-queen on January 06, 2008, 20:27:34

I get the impression that most of the replies on this subject are from blokes and you're all presuming that the robots will be anatomically 'female'...what if they can only make 'male' ones - female ones being too complicated due to the higher intelligence of females! #-)

I want to know, will the robots be able to do anything else such as DIY, washing the car, ironing, vacuuming, cooking, cleaning...you know, all the things that men can't do. :roll: Or are they just going to be a glorified 'blow-up doll'. I wonder if they will come with interchangable parts??? :shock: Will you be able to specify height, size etc... ;)

Higher intelligence.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

But your observations above have made me think. A female style of robot.... interesting :-.

Robots can't get headaches
Robots can be programmed to react to our likes and dislikes
A female robot being able to wash a car.... mow the lawn.... use a drill.... climb a ladder.... clean the windows.... mend a roof.... the list can be endless :-k

This robot idea is now becoming more attractive :drool: 8-[

Disco Matt · « **Reply #24 on:** January 07, 2008, 12:57:48 »

The other problem I can see is if they start becoming attracted to other household appliances. I'm not sure I really want to see headlines like "Robot has affair with dishwasher. Brood of toasters results" :lol:

Welshbreed · « **Reply #25 on:** January 07, 2008, 13:19:21 »

Quote from: Disco Matt on January 07, 2008, 12:57:48

"Robot has affair with dishwasher. Brood of toasters results"

LMAO-ROFL

but which is the boy/girl toaster, 2 or 4 slice?

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