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Help me please it's getting desperate.
« on: January 16, 2008, 19:08:32 »
Someone please help me i think it's getting out of hand and i may need a shrink.
 
Every time i see another off roader even a poxy life style one i seem to get uncontrolable tyre width and ground clearance envy! Even tho i have 10 inch under my diff and 10 and a half inch wide tyres my truck looks tiny and effeminate it's killing me on the inside. Please help me!
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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 19:12:21 »
Someone please help me i think it's getting out of hand and i may need a shrink.
 
Every time i see another off roader even a poxy life style one i seem to get uncontrolable tyre width and ground clearance envy! Even tho i have 10 inch under my diff and 10 and a half inch wide tyres my truck looks tiny and effeminate it's killing me on the inside. Please help me!

Dude, you need to drive a new RAV 4 off road and then you'll be cured.
If want to walk it walk it, if you want to ride it ride it just leave me alone to drive it!

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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 20:40:49 »
buy summot else then.
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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 21:24:35 »
I think it's deeper than that as when i had my scooby turbo with 300 odd bhp that was not as fast as i wanted or thought it should be.
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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 22:03:09 »
Bigblue.... I think one of these should be your next project ;)


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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2008, 22:16:11 »
Bigblue.... I think one of these should be your next project ;)



Like the spare  :-k
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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2008, 22:25:14 »
Sorry don't have pictures(forum vs phone, phone looses), what would i be looking at if i did?
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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2008, 22:27:36 »
It's a white bigfoot, but for some reason it's carrying a spare that would just about suffice for a LR.  Must be a "get you home only" spare :lol:
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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2008, 22:36:40 »
It's a white bigfoot, but for some reason it's carrying a spare that would just about suffice for a LR.  Must be a "get you home only" spare :lol:

Get you home ...........  must be a spacesaver :evil:
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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2008, 22:40:06 »
Spacesaver, now I have an image of the passenger sat with the roadwheel on their lap whilst the thing drives home, lopsided, on the 'spacesaver' because there's never enough room to put the flat tyre back into the wheel well :lol:
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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2008, 22:42:37 »
Ah, thank you. Hmmm a monster truck? Hmmm? Wonder if the wife would notice? Hmmm will have to think more on this subject! My minions at work are gonna love me tomorrow assuming they can get uncontrol of the conversation! He he he!
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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2008, 22:44:00 »
Spacesaver, now I have an image of the passenger sat with the roadwheel on their lap whilst the thing drives home, lopsided, on the 'spacesaver' because there's never enough room to put the flat tyre back into the wheel well :lol:

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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2008, 22:54:37 »
Every time i see another off roader even a poxy life style one i seem to get uncontrolable tyre width and ground clearance envy! Even tho i have 10 inch under my diff and 10 and a half inch wide tyres my truck looks tiny and effeminate it's killing me on the inside. Please help me!
Its not just you, most people tend to compare themselfs to others. Where its pay check, wifes measurements or ground clearance.

Being a LR owner I do at least have the pleasure (ill founded or other wise) of looking down on most other 4x4s when comparing to them :grin:
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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2008, 19:07:05 »
Ive got a LR and although there are many pro's and cons if you see someone else driving there defender to work in the freezing cold you know they are hardcore enthusiasts too. Not usually the same people as the jap drivers, christ knows why I sign away years of my life to drive somthing that i like but I do and when i see other people doing it it makes me smile. Im much better off than others mind. my mate dave in his series 3 diesel (his only car). i go to tec with him one day a week and in a whole year it only got him there 9 times. Matin has a lightweight with a 200tdi which has no heater plugs and no heater!!! he has a specially adapted broom head that sits on the throttle to warm it up before it will tick over on its own.

I often wonder if it would be as fun if i had all the toys... i suspect that it would!!!
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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2008, 19:15:07 »
how do you think i feel ??
http://www.nw4x4response.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=271

mines the zuke n its on 235 75 16s
would a midget fall over doing the limbo???

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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2008, 19:32:34 »
Ive got a LR and although there are many pro's and cons if you see someone else driving there defender to work in the freezing cold you know they are hardcore enthusiasts too. Not usually the same people as the jap drivers, christ knows why I sign away years of my life to drive somthing that i like but I do and when i see other people doing it it makes me smile. Im much better off than others mind. my mate dave in his series 3 diesel (his only car). i go to tec with him one day a week and in a whole year it only got him there 9 times. Matin has a lightweight with a 200tdi which has no heater plugs and no heater!!! he has a specially adapted broom head that sits on the throttle to warm it up before it will tick over on its own.

I often wonder if it would be as fun if i had all the toys... i suspect that it would!!!

i dont think a defender is Hardcore in the cold maybe a series 1 or 2 with a small smiths heater is Hardcore  :lol: :twisted: :evil:

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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2008, 20:43:38 »
They put the little wheels on so they can get it back into the box trailer at the end of the day :wink: and boy do they look stupid on :lol: :lol:
so many hills , so little time ....
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Re: Help me please it's getting desperate.
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2008, 01:17:55 »
i suspect the feelings of inadequecy may stem from some childhood experience......


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