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« on: January 25, 2008, 18:52:42 »
Hi all, Its been ages since I've been on here but Ive only just been able to afford a new computer since my last one broke (3 days after the warranty expired)
any way I'm house and dog sitting for my parents whilst their on holiday! Just popped out to the garage to get some more dog food and noticed the front near side tire on dads (j13mud on here) disco was as flat as a card then noticed that the rear off side tire on my defender was equally flat!didn't think anything of it but now I'm thinking dads away and the car hasn't been driven for a week and it wasn't flat this morning and mine was not flat when i came in from work  :? so do you think this is a strange coincidence or does it sound like a less than strange coincidence?
regards James
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Re: Strange
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 19:10:47 »
 :twisted:Gremlins :twisted:
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Re: Strange
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 19:12:24 »
Who tried to evict his spiders then?

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Re: Strange
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 19:47:42 »
Have a look on the drive for a nail or something like that.
Is the drive gravel,i drop a box of nails on mine once and started to pick up puntures.So i got a big magnet and recovered about 30 nails out of my gravel drive.
Has some body got it in 4 your dad.My ex used to puncture my van tyres using a thin sharp tool that lets the tyres down real slow so there was no noise
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Re: Strange
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 21:58:12 »
gremlins, theyare little fluffy things
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Re: Strange
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2008, 09:42:17 »
Chavs?
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Re: Strange
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2008, 10:28:12 »
Quote from: Guardian. on January 25, 2008, 21:58:12
gremlins, theyare little fluffy things

nah your thinking of the moguie (sp?), you have to feed em after midnight of pour water on em to get gremlins.
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Re: Strange
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2008, 21:24:40 »
Quote from: richo on January 25, 2008, 19:47:42
My ex used to puncture my van tyres using a thin sharp tool that lets the tyres down real slow so there was no noise

Nice :evil:..... I guess you finished that one then! :grin:
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Re: Strange
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 23:07:51 »
Check your other tyres for cuts in the sidewall. I had 3 tyres done when I had the freeby. I thought I had checked the the remaining tyre but found that I hadn't when it blew on the motorway.
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Re: Strange
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2008, 15:59:54 »
Quote from: Tommo on January 26, 2008, 10:28:12
Quote from: Guardian. on January 25, 2008, 21:58:12
gremlins, theyare little fluffy things

nah your thinking of the moguie (sp?), you have to feed em after midnight of pour water on em to get gremlins.

Mogwai breed when you get them wet and become green and vicious if you feed them after midnight

Chavs breed whether you want them to or not, and are as far as I can tell born vicious ...

Gremlins aren't known for driving Corsas and Saxos though, and they have better taste in music
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