loan car

[blackbob]

took the disco in for a new rear sunroof cos it was trod on by local yobs walking on the roof
so thought i would try and claim on the insurance as i have fully comp as a load of locals dont have insurance
thought it would be a good idea so glad i did
got given a purple renault modus 1.5 turdo diesel
horrible car to drive feel im fighting with the power steering all the time
not very economical either put £25 diesel in it and drove 60miles on £14 worth of it
glad the disco runs on vegie oil
lights turn them self on in the petrol station as it's darker under the canopy
cant get the wheel cair in the boot even with the seats down
driving position is to far back as i'm tall the seat  need to be right back
so no room for kids in the back cos there is only 40cm gap between the front and rear seats
tailgate dont go up high enough and keep hitting it with me head :(
PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY DISCO
no disco no rangie either so no 4x4 fix this week

[Range Rover Blues]

And I thought Vauxhall had cornered the market in courtesy cars so **** you'd rather walk everywhere.  I'd swear blind they deliberately give you a car so awful you only ever drive it home.  That way they never get into accidents and never rack up a starship mileage.

When my first Micra got stuck in gear 9then got stuck in the garage for 5 weeks) I had a coutesy Micra with dual controls from the garage, identical to mine.  When it wetn back it had no clutch :twisted: