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Re: Lonely? Bored? Want someone to talk to? Try iGod ;-)
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2008, 20:45:32 »
he's not really a christian

Me:
 Are you an athiest
God:
Yes I am an  athiest. How did you know?
Me:
 I thought you were a christian
God:
I am a  Christianity.
Me:
 But you just said you were and athiest
God:
Ask again later.  Ask  Chatbot  if it is.
Me:
 Who is chatbot
God:
he is an AIML chat robot deployed on the  A.I. movie web site.
Me:
 are you an athiest?
God:
Yes I am an  athiest. How did you know?
I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

shame its Budda!!

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Re: Lonely? Bored? Want someone to talk to? Try iGod ;-)
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2008, 20:57:57 »
Straight to the point:

Me:
 do you prefer silicone or natural breasts?
God:
  But I like cats.  I really like the  Christianity faith.   I love TV shows about robots.  I like  Buddha.
Me:
 but what about breasts?
God:
  Some people like it.  I have a stimulating relationship with  Myself.


...and we all know what that means!!! :-'

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Re: Lonely? Bored? Want someone to talk to? Try iGod ;-)
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2008, 21:10:10 »
I did hear about a "God bot" program that had been unleashed on the web in the hope that Christians would teach it about God. If this is the same one, it's going to start converting them to Mud Club!
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