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The British Solution to Save Petrol
« on: February 14, 2008, 20:16:20 »
The British Solution to Save Petrol

Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!

 That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .....

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a Soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.............

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.......

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.........

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a

better life for themselves...............

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..........

Problem solved............

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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 20:28:39 »
Good idea send the "refugee's" too!
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 20:31:52 »
LSP for PM  :clap:
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2008, 23:18:24 »
It wasn't my idea, I blagged it off of someone else!


In the style of all politicians! ;)
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2008, 23:53:37 »
Save petrol travel on a bus and get your throat slit,no thanks i'll carry on polluting.
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2008, 00:22:05 »
The obvious answer is to put a tax on crisps...especially cheese and onion.....

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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2008, 04:27:36 »
Anyone else heard how far short of balancing the book Brown's govt is this year? was it 8 billiuon or 80 :? the number is just mind-numbing and that's based on a good economic year.  One of the biggest causes is the lost revenue from stamp duty because no-one is moving house (as I know to my cost) and who's fault is that?
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2008, 12:06:39 »
Lord Shagg-pyle,TOO RIGHT MATE...............bring our boys home :clap:
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2008, 14:29:48 »
Why do I get a feeling that the government version would end up with illegal immigrants guarding the boarders, with military pay and equipment. While the military would have their pay and equipment cut in Afgan/Iraq, to fund the new immigrants empowering policy.
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2008, 01:19:48 »
I'm sick of those MP muppets in London feeding bull crap to us, they should get away from London they might find out that the world and the UK doesn't revolve around them and London.  :twisted:
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2008, 03:21:58 »
Damn right, well said.
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2008, 22:43:32 »
Well said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2008, 22:47:29 »
i`ve had enough of UK "political correctness" and political sodamy... i`m off to poland, from what i`ve seen its empty.... full of off-road opourtunities, low cost of living, and Colway are seting up shop there...!
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2008, 22:53:14 »
Went to Krakow last November great place very friendly people well worth a visit.
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2008, 07:04:47 »
 :clap: well said, youd get my vote  :D
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2008, 11:34:27 »
Quote from: graham on February 16, 2008, 01:19:48
I'm sick of those MP muppets in London feeding bull crap to us, they should get away from London they might find out that the world and the UK doesn't revolve around them and London.  :twisted:

up the revolution brother :clap: :clap:
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2008, 13:48:22 »
Quote from: Ja1983 on February 17, 2008, 22:47:29
i`ve had enough of UK "political correctness" and political sodamy... i`m off to poland, from what i`ve seen its empty.... full of off-road opourtunities, low cost of living, and Colway are seting up shop there...!

I agree with that but Poland is still EU - I have gone to Cape Town (I must change my profile!) where all the same applies and you don't have the EU to tell you that you are wrong.

Mind you marrying a South African had nothing to do with the move honest!
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2008, 18:19:48 »
Quote from: Ja1983 on February 17, 2008, 22:47:29
i`ve had enough of UK "political correctness" and political sodamy... i`m off to poland, from what i`ve seen its empty.... full of off-road opourtunities, low cost of living, and Colway are seting up shop there...!

I read an interesting article in a Police related magazine. It was a Brit journalist asking the chief of the Krakow Police about the crime rate in Poland since membership of the EU came into play.
The chief responded with something along the lines of "I'm very happy as the crime rate appears to have dropped". When asked if that was a result of new methods or techniques used, he replied "Not at all, its because all our criminals have moved to other EU states, in particular Britain".

Before I get the label of 'alarmist' attached to me, I dare say that the Polish Chiefs theory also applies to other EU countries as well.
Once again I will state, I do not have a problem with immigrants coming to this country to seek a better standard of living, etc etc, after all I'm giving very strong thoughts to retiring to Italy.
What I object to is people being very succesful at freeloading off of this country and that includes the scrounging section of our own indigenous population.
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