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Offline BigSi

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Tip of the Day
« on: February 16, 2008, 10:44:48 »
Always check your pockets BEFORE washing your clothes! Otherwise, you might find yourself £20 down!!!!  :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2008, 10:59:26 »
If it's still vaguely recognisable http://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/damaged_banknotes.htm may be of use to you

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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2008, 18:21:00 »
I did it with a 20 before and was fine after the wash...  :-o

So lucky that was  :roll:

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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2008, 18:46:13 »
I normally do it with screws and cable clips, but never a note!!!!!!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2008, 00:40:32 »
washed my jeans with a ten pound note in the pocket, didnt worry 2 much cause
wen it happen b4 just took note out laid it out and it dried lovely..... this time though
i pulled out a blank piece of paper!!!!!! looked geniune enough until all the ink got
washed away :evil: :evil:   now i always check pockets!!!!!
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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2008, 00:43:49 »
I bet he means his misses found the £20 when she did the washing!
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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2008, 00:46:32 »
been there, but not with money, with my phone  :lol: :(

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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2008, 00:56:27 »
washed my jeans with a ten pound note in the pocket, didnt worry 2 much cause
wen it happen b4 just took note out laid it out and it dried lovely..... this time though
i pulled out a blank piece of paper!!!!!! looked geniune enough until all the ink got
washed away :evil: :evil:   now i always check pockets!!!!!


Then it was counterfiet as the ink on real notes is waterproof!
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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2008, 02:16:22 »
been there, but not with money, with my phone  :lol: :(

How the hell did you manage that one???



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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2008, 11:05:50 »
Money laundering eh? You is all very naughty, and I shall be speaking to my superiors! :police:

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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2008, 15:09:56 »
I learnt that lesson the hard way, but not with money...

with my Counterpart Driving License!!

fortunatly it was in the plastic wallet so was protected, amazingly once it dried out fully it was as good as new, not the best way to try and clean up your license... :police:
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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2008, 15:19:48 »
The other half did this with my debit card, even with it being a pin and chip, had no probs using since its journey round the washing machine :lol:
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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2008, 18:21:14 »
My wallet gets washed all the time. The only thing that doesn't recover is any photos of the kids.
I blame my wife, she blames me.
A few weeks later it happens again!!
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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2008, 18:29:40 »
Happened to me with my battery leccy razor. Don't ask how it got in there as I just do not know and I dont have a wife or kids either to blame.

Got it out and it works perfectly still 1 year on.  :dance: :clap:
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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2008, 07:10:15 »
the bank of england link could be useful! i didn't know ya could do that, i have washed all sorts too lol

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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2008, 21:01:26 »
Another screw culprit and she checks them ??
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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2008, 21:49:30 »
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Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2008, 04:45:29 »
Always check your pockets BEFORE washing your clothes! Otherwise, you might find yourself £20 down!!!!  :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

And the "brilliant bluey whitness" is created by adding a dye to the detergent, such that if washed in it, abnk notes will glow under a U/V light just like a fake, even if they are real.
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