Topic: axe or hatchet (Read 9245 times)

Lord Shagg-Pyle · « **Reply #30 on:** March 10, 2008, 19:13:03 »

Quote from: Bishops Finger on March 10, 2008, 19:07:10

Use one of these....should avoid any offensive weapon issues...

Excuse me sir, do you have a licence for that 75mm gun?

richo · « **Reply #31 on:** March 10, 2008, 19:25:13 »

I have a hachet on the dog guard.It's bright red,best take it out i think.
I carry a leatherman all the time when i have my working cloths on and sometimes work in city centers.

crazymac · « **Reply #32 on:** March 10, 2008, 20:04:09 »

Well.............. Being in the country, I can get away with more perhaps? but I carry a Gerber on my belt pretty much all the time (only take it off when I go to the pub which is about 3 times a year!!)

In the back I have a folding saw and a hand axe, and giving consideration to a machete! These are not in a locked box (but you would need to get past the dog to get to them :dance:)

I reckon that I could explain this adequatly for our boys in blue, as I am a reasonable person who knows how to give the appropriate respect to the police.

ben_haynes · « **Reply #33 on:** March 10, 2008, 21:08:39 »

I carry an Axe, A Machette and a Bow Saw in the back of the Rangie (not in a box but secur enough they wont fly out and chop my head off :lol: ) they are wedged under my toolbox and all the other Junk in the boot :shock: :oops:

Bishops Finger · « **Reply #34 on:** March 10, 2008, 22:20:24 »

Must say towing a Sherman Tank behind my TJ has caused a few problems...... :doh:

lee celtic · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2008, 22:51:55 »

I carry an axe ,a machete and a bow saw all strapped the the back door .

and if you like big bangs this is my fav :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8HcQ1Va6RY#

Bishops Finger · « **Reply #36 on:** March 11, 2008, 16:33:53 »

Serious exploding marshmellows there...

crazymac · « **Reply #37 on:** March 11, 2008, 16:40:08 »

Quote from: Bishops Finger on March 11, 2008, 16:33:53

Serious exploding marshmellows there...

Bit extreme just to toast some don't you think? :twisted:

Lord Shagg-Pyle · « **Reply #38 on:** March 11, 2008, 18:59:51 »

How about this baby? Kind of put me off any propane related products.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf3WKTwHpIU&feature=related

Bishops Finger · « **Reply #39 on:** March 11, 2008, 23:26:16 »

Hank Hill would be distraught.....

Niel · « **Reply #40 on:** March 12, 2008, 22:59:53 »

Quote from: Bigbluemaverick on March 09, 2008, 20:54:09

when out laning which would you prefere?

Hummm, small camp hand-axe, saw back Gerber machete, folding hand saw, Stihl 'bush hook' billhook, large bow saw, hardpoint wood saw, 48" hedgers slasher, 7 lb sledge hammer and a wood grenade, each has it's uses....

ben_haynes · « **Reply #41 on:** March 12, 2008, 23:50:54 »

Quote from: Niel on March 12, 2008, 22:59:53

Quote from: Bigbluemaverick on March 09, 2008, 20:54:09
when out laning which would you prefere?
Hummm, small camp hand-axe, saw back Gerber machete, folding hand saw, Stihl 'bush hook' billhook, large bow saw, hardpoint wood saw, 48" hedgers slasher, 7 lb sledge hammer and a wood grenade, each has it's uses....

and no doubt they all in the boot of the landy [-X [-X :lol:

hobbit · « **Reply #42 on:** March 13, 2008, 14:30:06 »

Quote from: Bishops Finger on March 10, 2008, 19:07:10

Use one of these....should avoid any offensive weapon issues...

Good for lane widening, and clearing deaf ramblers :twisted:

As for foliage clearance, .30 and .50 mounted unit are great, used to great effect in NI and hotter climes

Oli-L · « **Reply #43 on:** March 13, 2008, 17:55:17 »

What about fireworks?!! You get a pretty display just before it flattens you town!! :shock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S52p2AMISFk&feature=related

Lord Shagg-Pyle · « **Reply #44 on:** March 13, 2008, 20:37:18 »

Quote from: Niel on March 12, 2008, 22:59:53

Quote from: Bigbluemaverick on March 09, 2008, 20:54:09
when out laning which would you prefere?
Hummm, small camp hand-axe

Interesting. I've never seen one of those before. What colour is it? does it like hi energy dance music? Does it visit Club G-A-Y? An axe used by Dale Winton?
Obvious double entendres are "A small camp chopper, eh?", "Hold tightly to your small chopper" or "I was holding my small camp chopper, and its head came off!"

I'm sorry, I've been reading too much Finbarr Saunders in Viz. I apopogize for my pathetic juvenile sense of humour.

Bishops Finger · « **Reply #45 on:** March 13, 2008, 21:34:18 »

Fnarr Fnarr.....

:lol:

Niel · « **Reply #46 on:** March 13, 2008, 22:02:08 »

Quote from: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 13, 2008, 20:37:18

Quote from: Niel on March 12, 2008, 22:59:53
Quote from: Bigbluemaverick on March 09, 2008, 20:54:09
when out laning which would you prefere?
Hummm, small camp hand-axe

Interesting. I've never seen one of those before. What colour is it? does it like hi energy dance music? Does it visit Club G-A-Y? An axe used by Dale Winton?
Obvious double entendres are "A small camp chopper, eh?", "Hold tightly to your small chopper" or "I was holding my small camp chopper, and its head came off!"

I'm sorry, I've been reading too much Finbarr Saunders in Viz. I apopogize for my pathetic juvenile sense of humour.

No problem, I thought that too, but it's a useful tool:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kershaw-K1018-Knife-Drop-Forged-Camp-Ax_W0QQitemZ180216312423QQihZ008QQcategoryZ63796QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQ_trksidZp1638.m118.l1247QQcmdZViewItem

Disco Matt · « **Reply #47 on:** March 13, 2008, 22:45:34 »

I have one of these:

http://www.surplusandadventure.com/shop/survival-emergency/survival-equipment-2/web-tex-warrior-survival-saw-517567.html

Mine isn't quite like that, but it's highly unlikely to be regarded as offensive. Mine folds into a tin that fits in the palm of your hand and has a couple of clip-on grips. Works really well on small to medium sized branches and takes up next to no space in the boot.

stuvy · « **Reply #48 on:** March 13, 2008, 23:09:04 »

Quote from: Disco Matt on March 13, 2008, 22:45:34

I have one of these:

http://www.surplusandadventure.com/shop/survival-emergency/survival-equipment-2/web-tex-warrior-survival-saw-517567.html

Mine isn't quite like that, but it's highly unlikely to be regarded as offensive. Mine folds into a tin that fits in the palm of your hand and has a couple of clip-on grips. Works really well on small to medium sized branches and takes up next to no space in the boot.

That looks great, i have a smaller wire saw its alot thinner but im willing to have a look for one of these!

ben_haynes · « **Reply #49 on:** March 13, 2008, 23:44:39 »

thought they were a set of num-chucks when the picture came up then :lol: :doh:

Disco Matt · « **Reply #50 on:** March 14, 2008, 14:48:17 »

Quote from: ben_haynes on March 13, 2008, 23:44:39

thought they were a set of num-chucks when the picture came up then :lol: :doh:

Yeah, the one they have there does rather look like nunchucks! The only problem is that the handles won't fit in the tin with the saw blade, so you have to carry it dismantled. That's probably better in legal terms though :lol:

Range Rover Blues · « **Reply #51 on:** March 14, 2008, 15:04:21 »

Quote from: Oli-L on March 13, 2008, 17:55:17

You get a pretty display just before it flattens you town!! :shock:

You wern't joking, the place is unrecogniseable afterwards :-o

Defender · « **Reply #52 on:** March 14, 2008, 17:01:19 »

Must admit I carry quite a bit of kit in my motor, being a "jack of all trades" - Gardener/Welder/Fabricator/Agricultural Engineer etc, etc. :lol:
One of the most useful bits of kit I have for cutting back branches is a Folding Pruning saw. You can get these from most Garden Centres & places like B&Q. Very sharp & they cut on both the push stroke & the pull stroke.
I also carry a set of loppers with extending handles, bow saw, shovel, mattock, metal bar, full tool kit, bolt cutters (left in from doing a job on a farm of course :^o) & sometimes I'll leave my chainsaw & safety gear in the back.

Lord Shagg-Pyle · « **Reply #53 on:** March 14, 2008, 17:03:29 »

Quote from: Niel on March 13, 2008, 22:02:08

Quote from: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 13, 2008, 20:37:18
Quote from: Niel on March 12, 2008, 22:59:53
Quote from: Bigbluemaverick on March 09, 2008, 20:54:09
when out laning which would you prefere?
Hummm, small camp hand-axe

Interesting. I've never seen one of those before. What colour is it? does it like hi energy dance music? Does it visit Club G-A-Y? An axe used by Dale Winton?
Obvious double entendres are "A small camp chopper, eh?", "Hold tightly to your small chopper" or "I was holding my small camp chopper, and its head came off!"

I'm sorry, I've been reading too much Finbarr Saunders in Viz. I apopogize for my pathetic juvenile sense of humour.

No problem, I thought that too, but it's a useful tool:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kershaw-K1018-Knife-Drop-Forged-Camp-Ax_W0QQitemZ180216312423QQihZ008QQcategoryZ63796QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQ_trksidZp1638.m118.l1247QQcmdZViewItem

Ooh, I say! 11 inches long with a sheathed handle! Ding Dong! Stops your hand slipping off, I suppose!

Aargh!!!!

Smut, Filth and depravity! I must scourge myself!

Bishops Finger · « **Reply #54 on:** March 14, 2008, 22:35:57 »

Isn't a Kershaw something that despite court rulings, warnings and a custodial sentence still comes back to clear things up......?

:lol: :lol:

Manicminer · « **Reply #55 on:** March 15, 2008, 08:36:32 »

I use a chainsaw.

Lord Shagg-Pyle · « **Reply #56 on:** March 15, 2008, 10:18:39 »

Quote from: Bishops Finger on March 14, 2008, 22:35:57

Isn't a Kershaw something that despite court rulings, warnings and a custodial sentence still comes back to clear things up......? :lol: :lol:

Very good!

Disco Matt · « **Reply #57 on:** March 15, 2008, 17:20:14 »

Quote from: stuvy on March 13, 2008, 23:09:04

Quote from: Disco Matt on March 13, 2008, 22:45:34
I have one of these:

http://www.surplusandadventure.com/shop/survival-emergency/survival-equipment-2/web-tex-warrior-survival-saw-517567.html

Mine isn't quite like that, but it's highly unlikely to be regarded as offensive. Mine folds into a tin that fits in the palm of your hand and has a couple of clip-on grips. Works really well on small to medium sized branches and takes up next to no space in the boot.

That looks great, i have a smaller wire saw its alot thinner but im willing to have a look for one of these!

Just beware the amount of effort they need - sawing through a couple of branches with one of these should save you a weeks gym fees :lol:

sardonicus · « **Reply #58 on:** March 15, 2008, 17:36:39 »

Billhooks are pretty useful too.My axes are called Norman and Baby Norman. :twisted:

Range Rover Blues · « **Reply #59 on:** March 15, 2008, 18:02:28 »

I call my sledgehammer "persuasion" and my lump hammer "gentle persuasion" :lol:

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